Name something that made you frown today.
Abandonment.
What were you doing at 7:00 AM?
Sleeping on the couch.
What were you doing 1 hour ago?
Still sleeping on the couch.
Do you currently have feelings for someone?
Well, I love my girlfriend. In spite of what everyone seems to fucking think.
What was the last thing you said aloud?
"Where the fuck did you hide my coffee?"
How many different things did you drink today?
So far, juice. Since my coffee's miraculously goddamn disappeared.
What was the last thing you bought?
Chinese last night.
If your friends were going on a road trip, would you go?
Which friends are we talking about? Because certain friends I wouldn't go anywhere with right now.
What is the weather going to be like tomorrow?
It's Los Angeles. It'll be warm.
Vanilla or chocolate?
Depends.
What are you excited about?
Getting the hell out of my house and hanging out with Patrick today.
Why did you last laugh?
Gosh, I can't remember.
How were you at age 8?
A pissant.
Would you change your last name if you were married?
I hate this question.
Are you ticklish?
No.
Are you typically a jealous person?
Yes.
Who's your last missed call?
Donnie. Who knows what the hell he wanted.
What's the 5th text in your inbox?
"War is hell. We get it. Now stop whining like a little bitch." - Nikki
Do you chew on straws?
Yes.
What is the next concert you're going to?
Haven't figured that out yet.
What's the biggest disappointment to you lately?
Being abandoned.
What were you doing at midnight last night?
Writing.
Is success in your future?
Depends on what kind you're talking about.
Do you have a nickname?
A clean one? Fuck no.
Are you a heavy sleeper?
Not compared to the Lump in the next room.
When was the last time you used a skateboard?
Seventeen, three months before my eighteenth birthday. I broke my arm. It was fun.
When was the last time you said I love you to a parent?
Two days ago.
Was today a good day?
You bet your ass it's not.
What are you listening to?
Ringside - Struggle.
Are you upset about life right now?
I'm pissed off is what I am.
What kind of music you like best?
Anything.
How do you like to spend the holidays?
I usually go see the family in New York.
What is something you will never forget?
Rocketing off the roof of my high school Freshman year.
How do you feel about Valentine's day?
Fucking overrated.
How is your hair?
Short. Blonde. ... There.
Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
No.
How are you feeling?
Tired and fucking annoyed.
Is there anyone that knows you better then you know yourself?
Sasha Lorelai My Mother Grandma ... No.
Who was the last person you took a picture with?
Lorelai, at the last party we went to.