None of them. Who the fuck needs to bother with that? People can go stare at other people running around, it's not my fucking problem. I've got better things to do. I've got a script I've spent the last few weeks locked up in the fucking office rewriting that that goddamn dick from the studio is going to tell me 'still needs work' again. And then I ( Read more... )

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Author's Note: Last one for fullonobiwan, who requested Family!Miles (Miles with kids of his own). This is, obviously, set in the future. Unless Lorelai gave birth and forgot to tell Miles."It's going to be the fucking death of me ( Read more... )

Author's Note: fullonobiwan, this one's for you. Filling the request of Fight Club!Miles. References made to here, here, and here.Miles finished wrapping his wrists idly, making sure to leave what would soon be bloody knuckles completely bare. There were a few small scars from the time before last that he'd done this, a particularly nasty fight with a guy he ( Read more... )

Author's Note: For fullonobiwan who requested a (You Tell Me)Barfight!Miles. Special thanks to daughterof_evil for the idea.How had he gotten here again ( Read more... )

Author's Note: Another one for john_ispyro, who requested a Smug Bastard!Miles. Set as a sequel to this post."You can't do it ( Read more... )

Author's Note: For john_isyro, who requested a You Tell Me!Miles that involves discussing Sasha and Peter, which wound up being combined with the other request of Shitfaced!Miles. This is maaaaaaybe a day after the wedding. If that.John was aware that some things in life had to run their course. It was unavoidable, that was life. He didn't always like it, ( Read more... )

Author's Note: Yet another one for daughterof_evil, who requested a Tiny!Miles. This is an AU setting in a land where Sasha and Miles met when they were teensy.

It was like a whole new language, a whole new world, had opened up to him. Miles had heard his parents speak this way since as far back as he could remember, but he really hadn't really gotten into ( Read more... )

Author's Note: For daughterof_evil, who requested Jealous Asshole!Miles. Set during the teenage years, just before they started dating.Miles was happy that he wasn't one for facial ticks. It wasn't inherent in his family, at least as far as he knew. He figured if it was, people like his father, his mother, and his grandfather would all have something like that. ( Read more... )

Author's Note: For daughterof_evil, who requested pwned!Miles. Which is just the only way he respects anyone, don'tchaknow. Reference is made to this post.

No, I don't think it is. I think he grew up in a house with a lot of history behind it. I think it had a lot of memories for him. I think it meant something to him - more than the rest of the expensive shit ( Read more... )