I have just watched possibly the best film EVER. Its even better than Snakes on a plane and yet not heard of. Maybe thats because it's Irish. It's so funny, I am actually conisdering buying it, and I am making a LJ post just about it!
List methinks!
Firstly, the name. It's called Boy Eats Girl, possibly the worst pun and best name since the afore mentioned SOAP.
It's IRISH. And in association with the Isle of Mann film company.
It's got Samantha Mumba in, but unfortuneatly she can't act and neither does she die. (I realsied that none of these so far seem like good reasons)
There is lots of random eating of people by badly made-up zombies, i.e. lets mess up their hair and stick some blood coming out of their mouths. What I don't get was how come some people were eaten whereas others were only bitten to become zombies?
There are snakes in a crypt!!! And in a glove box in a car! Random. Also, snakes apparently cure being a zombie. I have no idea how, maybe its just one type of snake. But surely that wouldn't work, but I guess since zombies arn't real, this is a moot point.
The special effects are bad. And yet somehow good. There is one point when they throw a liver around. Not the zombies, it is to show the fight, so there is a picture of a lawn and then suddenly a liver flies past. Oh, and a blatently fake severed hand gets stuck in some windscreen wipers for no reason.
The lines they come out with are hilarious.
All happening when they are hiding in a cleaning cupboard from zombies.
Girl -"We could wait for dark, doesn't light kill them?"
Boy - "No thats vampires"
Girl - "There are vampires too???"
Boy - "We should get out of here."
Other boy - "Why? They are flesh eating zombies not cleaning housewives (or something along thoselines)"