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[thezilla]

From this day forth I shall always be employed in a tip-related industry

Comments

I respect you either way

[kenfrequed]

But I would agree that doing the waitress thing is probably running into a less creepy class of people.

what i hear when anyone says the word waitress

[anonymous]

Brass in Pocket - The Pretenders

Got brass in pocket
Got bottle I?m gonna use it
Intention I feel inventive
Gonna make you, make you, make you notice

Got motion restrained emotion
Been driving detroit leaning
No reason just seems so pleasing
Gonna make you, make you, make you notice

(chorus)

Gonna use my arms
Gonna use my legs
Gonna use my style
Gonna use my sidestep
Gonna use my fingers
Gonna use my, my, my imagination

cause I gonna make you see
There's nobody else here
No one like me
I'm special so special
I gotta have some of your attention give it to me

Got rhythm I can't miss a beat
Got new stank it's so sweet
Got something I'm winking at you
Gonna make you, make you, make you notice

(chorus)

cause I gonna make you see
There's nobody else here
No one like me
I'm special, so special
I gotta have some of your attention
Give it to me
cause I gonna make you see
There's nobody else here
No one like me
I'm special, so special
I gotta have some of your attention

Give it to me

-Cleo

[jgoode]

So where are you working? I waited tables a million years ago, and I was just about the worst waitress on the planet.

Did you really try stripping?