Wheeeeee, christmas.....
Christmas is kinda one of those holidays that makes me want to hurl myself in vat of boiling eggnog and eat fruitcake and sugarplums until I yack from all the holiday ickiness. I always throw myself into christmas with an odd passion that borders on maniacal and always come crashing down *so hard* on the 26th. The weird thing is that it's the one
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There are no rules on boxing day. From what I gather from my Canadian contacts, Boxing Day is when all the untapped animal rage stored through the cold winter months comes bubbling up from their little black hearts and pours over the store clerks.
Because the whole threat of coal is passed, it's time to kick some motherfucking ass and return that awful sweater!
The same contact also told me that instead of chapstick they just rub candles on their lips up there, since they still make them out of whale blubber. So, you know, don't trust him.
<3 Zilla
I am TOTALLY off FER SHURE the next three days. Ohmigodcoffee
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See you around. probably when I get my phone back on. O fcourse I have a home phone # too. I shall call you from it or another random number and give you that number.
Later
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