Giggly and full of freckles

[thezilla]

I've been baking all summer long, and I feel that I am close to achieving the closest thing a redhead can ever get to a tan - (drumroll please) - the unifreckle. I'm really not looking any kind of cute these days... I've got about 30 tan/freckle lines, splotchy sunbleached blonde hair (EEEK) and bruises everywhere from being kicked by goats

Comments

[fourthwand]

I.... you... WHAT? Pet ... duck, what did you do!?!?!?

[sinatrapod]

I can see I'm going to have to join a travelling circus whose members all work on the side as hitman-clowns to compete with your massive WTF Factor.