cinco de mayo / BLOWOUT DENIAL / it wasn't fun this time, letting you go.

[thickasthieves]

Days like today make me want to leave the state and plunk myself down amongst a bunch of strangers thousands of miles away.

Isn't that convenient.


Okay, so this guy walks into a bar
No, I'm just, I'm just fucking with ya , I'm kidding
No, there's this young bull and this old bull
And they're standing on top of a hill

And I tried to tell you before
That that's why I left California

So they're standing on top of this hill, right?
And they're looking out over this pasture full of cows
Whole fucking pasture
And the young bull turns to the old bull, and he goes, "I got this
really good idea."
And the old bulls like, "Yeah?"

And I tried to tell you before
That that's why I left California

"Yeah," he's like, "Yeah, yeah, I got this really good idea.
Lets run down this hill and fuck all of those cows."
The old bull just looks at him, ya know he's just looking at him
He's like, "Look, I got a better idea."
And the young bull's like, "Oh yeah, what's your fucking brillant
idea?"
And the old bull goes...

And I tried to tell you before
That that's why I left California

And the old bull goes, "Let's walk down that hill and fuck
all of those cows, dig?"
You know, like he ain't been in town long or something, I dunno

Cinco de Mayo
Burn-out, Ohio
It wasn't me this time
Letting you go.