005: [voice: unfiltered] And Duncan's horses... Turn'd wild in nature

[thiefparker]

[While there isn't the sound of footsteps -- no competent thief would be so loud -- the out of breath voice indicates running.  The voice would also indicate a level of panic usually unknown to the speaker.]

Horse --

chasing --

me --

Comments

voice;

[ageoftheg33k]

Parker? Okay, okay. Where are you?

Re: voice;

[thiefparker]

[This would say it all.]

HORSE!

voice;

[ageoftheg33k]

[trying to track your device you infernal woman...]

Just-- get up somewhere high! If anyone can do that it's you. I'm trying to find you right now...

Re: voice;

[thiefparker]

[There is the slight sound of metal scraping. There's now the sound of hooves, except the hooves don't sound shod, more wooden.]

EVIL HORSE!

*whimper

Voice;

[dude_imbatman]

FRICKIN' FINALLY

How come I'm the one that gets chased first?

I'll be there with the flame thrower in a little while.

Re: Voice;

[thiefparker]

[The idea of a flame thrower gets something surprising to everyone else -- a laugh.]

Burn, evil beast, burn.

Re: Voice;

[dude_imbatman]

[Hey flame throwers are fun]

Yeah you'll enjoy this.

Voice;

[thiefparker]

[Hear that sound? That's applause!]

[fatespoken]

... A horse?

[thiefparker]

[Neighing and wooden hooves can be heard.]

HORSE! CAROUSEL!

[a_bad_guy]

Parker? Get to high ground. Up a fire escape or somethin'.

voice

[thiefparker]

I'm climbing!

Bring ropes!

voice

[a_bad_guy]

You can't hog tie a horse, Parker.

Re: voice

[thiefparker]

Are you saying you can't tie up a horse?

voice;

[o_tea_p]

...why is a horse chasing you?

Re: voice;

[thiefparker]

I locked up its friends!

voice; 1/2

[o_tea_p]

Ah. I can see how that would be upsetting.

voice;

[o_tea_p]

...don't horses spend most of their time locked up?