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[thiefshonor]

Stewardess! Don't clean them all up yet, I was gonna eat some of those.

Um, would anyone happen to have any wire, nails, horseshoe glue, or maybe some old boots or something? I got a little messed up, and someone already helped me repair it all, but... ugh, I don't know how I'm going to fix some of this proper.

Comments

[canttrustliars]

Celeste, you have no idea where those pirates have been.

[thiefshonor]

Oh, I'm sorry. Please direct me to the organic pirates.

[canttrustliars]

They aren't even human. You may as well eat a cow or a lamb.

[thiefshonor]

Does that mean I can interest you in a candlelight dinner of fresh rabbitman?