Complimentary Escort Service, R, John/Rodney

[thighholster]

Disclaimer: Don't own, don't know, don't ask, don't tell.

Title: Complimentary Escort Service
Pairing: John/Rodney, Rodney/Katie(minor)
Rating: R
Genre: First Time, Semi-Crack
Beta: berrynia. All mistakes left I gladly give the blame to her (even if it is mine.)
Warnings: Mild spoilers up to Tabula Rasa, and I haven't actually watched anything after

Comments

[muck_a_luck]

Oh! So not fair! Poor cursed Rodney! Luckily, Sheppard can always arrange to be heavily armed during sex. :D

[thighholster]

Well, we can all hope so. Thanks for reading. :D

[korilian]

Heee. Anyone remember that movie about the couple who caused fires every time they had sex? "We take precautions. Yeah, we have fire extinguishers all over the place."

So if Rodney is cursed, whom of John's pissy exes cursed him? Chaya or Teer?

[thighholster]

Nice Girls Don't Explode? I remember that one, it was hilarious. But I think you might mean another.

And if it was a real curse, yeah I wonder who did it? Hmmm. Thanks for reading.

[korilian]

Thanks for writing. I must admit, when I saw the title my mind went to a very dirty place ;)

[thighholster]

Yeah, I may have entitled it as such simply for that reason.

I'm mean like that sometimes :D

[misskatieleigh]

first of all - If it'll make you feel safer, I'll leave my sidearm on when I fuck you.

well there's a kink I didn't know I had! (yes please thank you)

I really liked this. You seem to have Rodney's voice down pretty well and it's quite humorous with the cursed scientists and deadly ping pong machine. You switch POV a couple times in the middle at random and you have a few places where you changed tenses, but nothing too major.

Hope that helps!

[thighholster]

Oh god yeah ... POVs and tenses are satan. I always mess them up so I'm really not surprised you found some. I'll make sure to reread tomorrow and try and work out the bad places.

And yes, sidearms and thigh holsters are love :D

Thanks.

[adafrog]

Great story, thanks.

[thighholster]

Thanks, glad you liked it.

[psyko_kittie]

*g* Fantastic fic. And kind of HOT!

[thighholster]

Thanks so much :D