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May 05, 2004 00:28

So, I recently suffered a debilitating injury that has been having devastating effects on my phone sex ( Read more... )

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Now that's quite a pickle of a situation.... rrlinds May 5 2004, 11:12:27 UTC
Speaking of Pickles...you might try that..or maybe a carrot

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Re: Now that's quite a pickle of a situation.... rrlinds May 5 2004, 17:01:54 UTC
The pickle idea gets my vote. The brine will make you salivate and so add some bonus acoustic effects. :)

Brasidas

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phosphate May 5 2004, 14:19:02 UTC
since you (logically) only use the nail on your ring finger for scratching, you could use the knuckle of that figner as an interim pseudo-cock. it might work. or something.

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