OH MY GOD, J.D., DON'T YOU DO IT! DON'T YOU DO IT!

Scrubs seasons finale = most excellent.

Comment and I will:

1 - Tell you why I befriended you.
2 - Associate you with a song/film.
3 - Tell a random fact about you.
4 - Tell a first memory about you.
5 - Associate you with a character/pairing.
6 - Ask something I've always wanted to know about you.
7 - Tell you my favorite user pic of yours.

My future roommate Allan, gangsta' Allan, football player Allan, Allan who got kicked out of his last dorm for assault, is not longer my future roommate.

"A Dominum factum est illud, et est mirabile in oculis notris."

Now for the hard part: scrounging up $350 to maintain my position. At least the hard part is over, though.

For the first time in a long time, there's that summer smell in the air. Why does weather have a smell ( Read more... )

I really hate it when girls do the "I'm a girl, therefore you will do this favor for me, because guys are powerless compared to boobs," thing. I get that a lot in my Shakespeare class. Every other day I get a Facebook message that always ends with some cutesy winking emoticoms and some "bunches of thanks ( Read more... )

1. How to be happy for others (especially in regards to relationships ( Read more... )

Why is it that I always fall really hard for girls who just can't love me back? I mean, no one else seems to have a problem so consistent as this ( Read more... )

Here's a story I wrote about two gay vagabonds from the future. Enjoy.

( The Underground, 2083 )

Rent was okay. Not something I'd buy, but a solid kind of musical to be sure. It felt too... big. Too slick. Too expensive. I agree with the Seattle Times in regards to how this show should be filmed: a young director with a small budget and a cast of talented unknowns. You know ( Read more... )

Correction: I'm not a warehouse worker. I'm a crewmember aboard the F/V Horizon, and I have statistically ( the most dangerous job in the world. )