Fic - Marvel DC Mashup - Now with Dramaticc Reading!!!
So, I haven't been posting my fics as I go lately, but this one just needs to be shared.
Warning, abuse of puns, exclamation points, alliteration, and onomatopoeia prevail in the upcoming text.
***Nana Nana Nana Nana BATWOMAN***
Silent feet stalked through the darkened halls of Gotham’s Art & History Museum, sliding through shadows, and bypassing late night security guards with ease. Finally a shadowed figure came to a stop in front of the glass display case of an Egyptian mirror featuring the Goddess Bassett.
Shtick
Claws extend on the tips of one hand and turn slowly until they cut a perfect circle in glass, and carefully draw it away from the rest of the case.
“Puuuuurrrrrrfect. A truly meow~ worthy mirror.”
Crash!! Bang!!
The ceiling window shatters, dark wings blocking the moon light as a figure swings down through the rafters. A bright figure falls through after in a series of flips and twists. The Dynamic Dou, Batwoman and Robyn!
Robyn gives a cheeky grin, one hand resting on the hip of her green covered leggings, the other brushing thick brown curls back over her shoulder. “Holy Hunk, Batwoman!! Looks like we got ourselves a real Tom tonight!”
Catman smirks, the light catching in his well groomed blond goatee. “Well little birdy, you know you can always be my Queen”
“Now now, Robyn, you know we only have eyes for Lady Justice!” Batwoman says. “Now, put back the mirror and turn yourself in to the proper authorities, Catman!! You’re nefarious nay-do-welling-ways will never prosper!”
Catman slips the mirror into a pouch at his side and unfurls the whip at his hip. “As much as I would love to stay and have a tryst with you lovely ladies of the night, I’m afraid tonight is already all booked up.”
Crack!!
Catman’s whip whirls through the air, and wraps around a rafter. He tugs hard and swings up above Batwoman and Robyn’s heads, using their own entrance for his escape, dashing into the night.
“Come Robyn! We must give chase to this dastardly deviant!”
With a swirl of her cape she does just that, and for a moment Robyn is in the Museum on her own. She rolls her eyes under her (prescription) domino lenses, and softly clicks her tongue before giving chase. “Lady Justice. Gee golly, and she wonders why people think we’re lesbians.”
***Nana Nana Nana Nana BATWOMAN***
When Robyn catches up with Batwoman and Catman the two are grappling on a rooftop, and they both seem to be enjoying themselves slightly more than is professional. Robyn reaches into her Utility Belt (Batwom’s is the only Utility Lab Belt, because Robyn doesn’t really see the point of wearing them in the Bat Lab), and pulls out her Batcamera, clicking off a few discreet photos to bring up the next time Batwoman throws a fit over her flirting on the job.
Batwoman catches sight of her and delivers a kick to Catman’s chest, kicking him off of her and grabbing the pouch that held the mirror. Robyn uses the opening to throw a few Birdarangs, forcing Catman farther back.
Catman almost seems to pout beneath his cowl. “Well, as much fun as this might have been ladies, it looks like you have other suitors calling upon you tonight.” He gestures his head towards the sky, and Robyn sees the Batsignal lighting it up, a bright replacement to the new moon’s dark shadow.
When Robyn and Batwoman turn back, Catman has already dashed out of sight.
Batwoman frowns a bit, but she pulls herself together. “We can deliver the mirror to Commissioner Odinson when we find out what the Batsignal is for. Come on old chum.”
***Nana Nana Nana Nana BATWOMAN***
Next time on BATWOMAN the Dynamic Dou face the Grisliest of Gotham Cities Sinister Supervilains in Escape from Asgard Asylum!!
And there is now a dramatic reading! Follow the link to the wonderful brwneyedrecluse to listen - http://brwneyedrecluse.livejournal.com/1289.html
Warning, abuse of puns, exclamation points, alliteration, and onomatopoeia prevail in the upcoming text.
***Nana Nana Nana Nana BATWOMAN***
Silent feet stalked through the darkened halls of Gotham’s Art & History Museum, sliding through shadows, and bypassing late night security guards with ease. Finally a shadowed figure came to a stop in front of the glass display case of an Egyptian mirror featuring the Goddess Bassett.
Shtick
Claws extend on the tips of one hand and turn slowly until they cut a perfect circle in glass, and carefully draw it away from the rest of the case.
“Puuuuurrrrrrfect. A truly meow~ worthy mirror.”
Crash!! Bang!!
The ceiling window shatters, dark wings blocking the moon light as a figure swings down through the rafters. A bright figure falls through after in a series of flips and twists. The Dynamic Dou, Batwoman and Robyn!
Robyn gives a cheeky grin, one hand resting on the hip of her green covered leggings, the other brushing thick brown curls back over her shoulder. “Holy Hunk, Batwoman!! Looks like we got ourselves a real Tom tonight!”
Catman smirks, the light catching in his well groomed blond goatee. “Well little birdy, you know you can always be my Queen”
“Now now, Robyn, you know we only have eyes for Lady Justice!” Batwoman says. “Now, put back the mirror and turn yourself in to the proper authorities, Catman!! You’re nefarious nay-do-welling-ways will never prosper!”
Catman slips the mirror into a pouch at his side and unfurls the whip at his hip. “As much as I would love to stay and have a tryst with you lovely ladies of the night, I’m afraid tonight is already all booked up.”
Crack!!
Catman’s whip whirls through the air, and wraps around a rafter. He tugs hard and swings up above Batwoman and Robyn’s heads, using their own entrance for his escape, dashing into the night.
“Come Robyn! We must give chase to this dastardly deviant!”
With a swirl of her cape she does just that, and for a moment Robyn is in the Museum on her own. She rolls her eyes under her (prescription) domino lenses, and softly clicks her tongue before giving chase. “Lady Justice. Gee golly, and she wonders why people think we’re lesbians.”
***Nana Nana Nana Nana BATWOMAN***
When Robyn catches up with Batwoman and Catman the two are grappling on a rooftop, and they both seem to be enjoying themselves slightly more than is professional. Robyn reaches into her Utility Belt (Batwom’s is the only Utility Lab Belt, because Robyn doesn’t really see the point of wearing them in the Bat Lab), and pulls out her Batcamera, clicking off a few discreet photos to bring up the next time Batwoman throws a fit over her flirting on the job.
Batwoman catches sight of her and delivers a kick to Catman’s chest, kicking him off of her and grabbing the pouch that held the mirror. Robyn uses the opening to throw a few Birdarangs, forcing Catman farther back.
Catman almost seems to pout beneath his cowl. “Well, as much fun as this might have been ladies, it looks like you have other suitors calling upon you tonight.” He gestures his head towards the sky, and Robyn sees the Batsignal lighting it up, a bright replacement to the new moon’s dark shadow.
When Robyn and Batwoman turn back, Catman has already dashed out of sight.
Batwoman frowns a bit, but she pulls herself together. “We can deliver the mirror to Commissioner Odinson when we find out what the Batsignal is for. Come on old chum.”
***Nana Nana Nana Nana BATWOMAN***
Next time on BATWOMAN the Dynamic Dou face the Grisliest of Gotham Cities Sinister Supervilains in Escape from Asgard Asylum!!
And there is now a dramatic reading! Follow the link to the wonderful brwneyedrecluse to listen - http://brwneyedrecluse.livejournal.com/1289.html