In which this post took over 6 hours to do and find presents for eveyrone.

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[Lash has been working pretty hard the last two weeks catching up on lost time and working on her christmas presents. With her pay suspended while she was gone, her budget is much lower than last year's. She still has enough to pay her closer friends awesome stuff, but apart from that it's all inventing, junk recycling, dollar store visiting, metal

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[badasscopters]

[...

WELL, he has certainly never had something like this before. How... weird, but still kind of cool. In a way. Sort of. He kind of likes it.

My, who is that very handsome man replicated in this little stick figure, he wonders~? lol]

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[If Lash could read his thoughts, this would be her reaction.]

[badasscopters]

[It's never bad to be loud and proud.]

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[She hopes Surge uses that lighting bolt on him many times.]

[whitedeviljack]

[COOLEST ALARM CLOCK. EVER. He's probably only going to discover the HIDDEN MESSAGES within the HIDDEN MESSAGES entirely on accident and probably entirely too late. The robots he will enjoy. Mostly the part about not-as-explody toilets.]

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[Yeah she figured the risk of going this way, and she really wanted to go to New York herself but somehow she wasn't able too. SO WEIRD. Also she fell asleep and missed her bus.]

[whitedeviljack]

[He's still totally there babe and will probably be there until the New Year.]

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[Well in that case you might see an afro girl at your door on January 29th--]

[swordofkings]

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[Oh my god ewwww I mean uh....enjoy them!]

[icequeen_aran]

[Sorry your chocolates are getting tested and scanned AND THEY PROBABLY GOT EATEN BY FALCON ANYWAY. But the other gifts... oh, Lash, that was sweet and unexpected of you. She is rather fond of this helmet design. But now she has two awesome things for her bike. HOW. IS SHE SUPPOSED TO CHOOSE BETWEEN THE COOL HELMET WITH LASERS OR THE FASHIONABLE GOGGLES WITH SCAN VISORS...? Aaaaaa.]

[pedaltothemetal]

[UH THE CHOICE IS CLEAR BECAUSE YOU LIKE ME BETTER

Also I ate the chocolate.]

[icequeen_aran]

[You ate my chocolate I'm wearing the helmet.]

[pedaltothemetal]

[But the goggles are so fashionable.]

[pedaltothemetal]

[Yeah you better believe he steamed open those letters. Like hell is he going to let you two plan to blow up the moon or something equally ridiculous. Lash you are being really uncharacteristically excited and polite he tries for many evenings to discover the secret code you two are using because obviously you're using one and you're planning to blow up the moon.

In the end the letters just make him sad so he tries the drink and it tastes like liquid skittles so he eats Samus' chocolate instead.]

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[Spoilers: We're planning on blowing up a moon.]

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[I KNEW IT]

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[Actually I'm gonna use a laser to write Hawke's name on ours, but someone is gonna stop me so it will be written Ha on it.]