Action Post - The Most Terrible of Book Readings [Open to all]

[things_go_boom]

[After keeping it hidden for a while, Lash takes the time on a not-too-busy Tuesday night to read from the book she stole from a place that her and Claus no doubt burned down last week. Hey, she's got a lot on her mind and it would better for her to get educated about certain things, right? Better than asking Robotnik, in any case.She can't read it

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[feelings_of]

[Here, Lash, have some maximum awkwardacity!

Mesprit was floating along, swishing her tails merrily behind her. She had decided to be sociable today and decided the cafeteria would be the BESTEST place to make new friends. On her way, however, she glanced into the common room and spotted the floofy-haired girl reading a book.

Oh boy, a book! Uxie was always reading those! And it looked like a PICTURE book! Those were her favorite!

She forfeited her journey to the cafeteria in favor of chatting up this fine person.]

HI, MISS BOOM LADY!! [Hoh shit a Mesprit IN YO FACE.] WATCHA READING??

[things_go_boom]

[OH GOD IT WAS UXIE'S SISTER OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN IN HER FACE. How can she even hear her coming that is SO UNFAIR. Lash does have the forethought of at least attempting to keep her wits, however.]

A-aah Youngblood, youngblood!

[feelings_of]

[Mesprit is amazed, but that's not a hard feat to accomplish. She doesn't even notice HER NEW FRIEND YAY's flustered look of horror.]

WOW!! ARE THEY CHILDREN?? THEY DON'T LOOK LIKE CHILDREN!! WHAT'S IT ABOUT??

[things_go_boom]

[Cough cough.]

Nah it's about some super heroes and explosions and...stuff. Um this is just a text part about the author explaining how he draws his things. It's uh..very informative.

[YEAH. Flustered. Not to mention the fact YOU ARE UXIE'S SISTER.]

[babylonmechanic]

[The funny thing about being a thief. It makes you sneaky. She managed to get almost next to Lash before she made a sound.]

Whatcha reading?

[things_go_boom]

[GOD. DAMMIT. SECOND TIME TODAY.]

Youngblood!

[babylonmechanic]

Yeah? What's it about?

[things_go_boom]

[Deadpan]

The adventures of women without torsos and men without arms in a ballet of rayguns, death and explosions.

[tank_rockarms]

::Max glances at the cover of the thing you're reading.::

That guy's got terrible proportions.

[things_go_boom]

[Oh god Max.]

Uh yeah. It's one of those things you gotta read because it's such a train wreck!

[tank_rockarms]

Yeah, looks like it. When you're done with it, you should let me read it if it's that bad that it's good.

[things_go_boom]

There's a second copy in the library if you want!

[betterthanawiki]

[You really gotta install a motion detector or something, Lash. Here comes another hoversprite, brazenly depositing himself into your lap.]

[things_go_boom]

[SHE WILL THINK ABOUT THIS NEXT TIME. Fffff it's Uxie.]

!!!

[The great, Dangerous Commanding Officer Lash. Scared of tiny spiders and also tiny world-knowledgeable sprites.]

[betterthanawiki]

Ah, wonderful! I'm just in time for a story, it seems.

[What an innocent little pixie giggle he has.]

Have you learned anything about sexual health that you'd like to share, wunderkind?

[things_go_boom]

[Oh good he's already insulting her which means she can skip from being frightened to being pissed off which suits her much better.]

What like you don't know all of this stuff already?

[black_hawke]

[It was bound to happen.

You could not escape it.

Here he comes.]

[things_go_boom]

[Oh no. Oh no.

Too bad she does not notice.]

[black_hawke]

[HAWKE NOTICES.

He approaches.]

Comics?

[things_go_boom]

[OH NO.

Okay Lash, be totally tactical about it.]

FUUUUCK. I mean Hiiiiii.