Love-o-Matic, the Distraction [IOpen for results and talking between roomies]

[things_go_boom]

[There is an e-mail in all of the school's addresses this Wednesday night!]

LOVE-O-MATIC THANKS ALL OF YOU FOR FILLING OUT OUR SURVEY. YOUR COOPERATION IS MOST CERTAINLY APPRECIATED

Comments

[pedaltothemetal]

[Welp, I guess it's time to find the three people that crush on Samus

And kill them.]

[icequeen_aran]

[But what if... you were all three of them.]

[pedaltothemetal]

[Nope that's impossible

Time for me to kill everyone.

And by "everyone" I mean Miller, probably.]

[noirnovel]

[AND SOMEWHERE IN THE SHADOWS, SOMEONE KEPT WRITING HORRIBLE THINGS]

[punchvolcanoes]

[10 people like her WHAT.]

[punchvolcanoes]

[...who the hell likes Red's Mom that way?]

[blazinglizard]

[10 admirers? Something is WRONG with this school. B|

Wait, someone put in Green's sister?? DOES CHAR HAVE TO CHOKE A BITCH]

[besteststarter]

[He would like to help in this endeavor.]

[punchtheflute]

[punchtheflowers]

[Oh my god my sister is the most desired girl in the school FULL ALERT

Who are these ten boys did they all go on dates with her who does he have to punch

And where the hell did the four crushes under his name come from?!]

[notsilvertongue]

[FOUR CRUSHES. THAT'S FOURTH PLACE. Tied with four other people, admittedly, but ssh. She's gonna be dancing on air all day.]