Water

[think_loud]

Living here has become fraught with hazards. If I clean upstairs I might be molested or have gallons of water to mop up. What sort of person floods their bathroom and then keeps cacti in their bedroom? A wrong one. Perhaps someone with something to hide. And then I was probably served a customer in a burger. It tasted like chicken. I hear people

Comments

[seductive_sigh]

... What on earth are you talking about...?

[think_loud]

Your icon says you do not want to know. I think therefore you should not ask.

[samuraiechizen]

I did let the customer out, yanno.

[think_loud]

Then the kitchen is full of angry customers. I would not like that. If the customer is always right and they want you served in a risotto, what can you do?

[samuraiechizen]

Then the customer is certifiably insane, ergo you need not listen to them.

[sapphire_memory]

. . . . no offense or anything but... do you ever make sense?

[think_loud]

That is a strange thing to say. I make sense because I talk in words, not cat noises. If I were to make sounds like a pet only you would understand. That is not good for a journal post, I don't think.

[sapphire_memory]

.... what? I do not talk in cat noises.