Spiky birthdays

[think_loud]

Today we are to have a dinner for Fuji-kun. I feel I ought to bring a present but, frankly, he isn't very nice to me. He makes a big mess of his bathroom, fills his window sills with vegetation designed to attack maids and did not like it when I covered them with marshmallows

Comments

[sapphire_memory]

...what kind of plants are harmful to maids? I'm not allowed in his room, so I don't know.

[think_loud]

The sort that live in maid-less places and are covered with needles. Unless they are not plants at all and just a cover for a drug addiction. Fuji-kun does look very feminine. That could be drugs, I think.

[sapphire_memory]

D-drugs? I don't think... I mean... doesn't Sakaki-dono have a rule against them and wouldn't he be checking rooms... and stuff?

If it's covered in needles isn't it more likely to just be a cactus?

[syuhime]

evidently you have better brains than someone who mumbles incessantly, Eiji-kun.