11 - Game of Two Halves

[thinkb4ublink]

[Filtered away from people who've murdered since Slater's arrival (November)]

Right. Football. That game where you use your foot to move the ball about, not that American nonsense where your foot hardly touches the bleedin' thing. [How can you in good conscience even call it that, people, really?] Any one you lot know how to play?

[OOC: If you

Comments

[notiaraincluded]

You mean where you kick the ball around for about half an hour til someone decides to kick it at the goal?

[Cause his football is still better, even if the name doesn't make sense.]

[thinkb4ublink]

That's only if you get paid to do it, mate.

[helpmejeeves]

I haven't actually played it, being more of a cricket chap myself, but I've seen it done.

[thinkb4ublink]

[Gordon Bennet, it's the toffiest toff that ever toffed.] Out in the wilds?

[helpmejeeves]

In Market Snodsbury. Some of the village children sometimes organized games in the street.

[thinkb4ublink]

Oh, yeah? Don't think you'd get a cricket match going here.

[failedcreator]

What is this football?

[thinkb4ublink]

I'm going to take that as a 'no'. It's pretty much what it says on the tin. Hit the ball with your foot.

[failedcreator]

I know many games of this nature. What is the purpose of this one?

[thinkb4ublink]

Kick the ball in the back of the net.