A letter to my adoring fans...

[thinkerbot]

Dear women of America,

What, the FUCK!?!?!?! Can I not catch a fucking break!!? Can I not, just ONCE, say the right thing, to the right person, at the right time? OOh, you're so busy, or you "just don't like me that way" or, my favorite..."I really really value you as a friend, I think you're great, and I could never imagine not knowing you

Comments

[protargol]

besides the ending, I wish I could say I wrote that. Actually, are you sure I didn't? Either way, you're not alone.

[yelac]

i like the changes in text size. howjoudothat?

here's the trick man: try to seduce yourself

if you can't do it no one else can. so do it!

...with yourself...

[thinkerbot]

Ok...eww, and:

[font size="n"]font you want to change size[/font] where n is some number 1-9 i think. three is normal text. i used four and five. and to do it for real replace the [ and ] with < and >.

[noodle384]

Awww... poor Patrick... ummm... I, personally, like you just the way you are: smart and funny and good for late night conversations. I dunno what else to say.

[thinkerbot]

grace you make me feel all warm inside.

[electricsweater]

Here's the thing, there isn't one right way to get a girl, and its not like im an expert or anything, and obviously you aren't looking for advice, but im going to butt my nose in anyway.

A) yeah, you have to be yourself, but what they dont tell you is that you have to spend a few weeks being someone else and gradually break the news to said person that you have faults.

B) Women like to use the "just friends" bubble, so if you are interested then you have to stay out of that bubble. Don't let them talk to you about other guys.

C) Try being an absolute asshole to women for a few months. Ul;timately you will realize that its not what you want to to, but it will also help you get a lot more girls in the meantime/future.

That concludes my bad advice that all the girls who read this will disagree with even though it probably applies to them as much or more than it does to other girls.

[mallorynb]

here's the thing. I blew this guy off for three months. talked about other guys to him. he was TOTALLY in the friend bubble. Then, one day, I woke up. I realized that my "best guy friend" who was nice, intelligent, dorky, good looking, and incredibly goofy, was not someone to be excluded in my search for my next ex boyfriend. So, I've started dating him and I couldn't have made a more wise decision. Eventually someone (the right someone) will fucking open their eyes and see how awesome you really are. until then, i agree totally with stu's advice. be an asshole for a while.