I just saw the funniest thing I have ever seen. Meatwad and Brak re-enacting the "Say What Again" scene from pulp fiction using a paper towel roll and an apple. So wrong, yet so right.

okay, quick update:
finally grew some balls and got my eyebrow pierced. it was officially a senior year/no longer working at papa johns piercing. got it the day before classes started. didn't hurt as much as i thought it would. and my evil toaster keeps falling down.

back on LJ after a long hiatus. testing the stupid internet. more later.

I want anyone and everyone who reads this to post in here something they'd LIKE to do with me SOMEDAY. Then post this in your journal to find out what I want to do with you ( Read more... )

http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Fluffy_20Bomb#1096876448

Just for the record, I have now reached new levels of bachelorhood. I am currently walking around the apartment semi-nude, eating a 50 cent microwave burrito.

i've finally figured out the right chord progression for hallellujah on guitar. i eventually just broke down and looked it up on the web. now i just have to figure out how to turn all those chords into triplet runs. somehow that song just doesn't seem like a strumming song. also, turns out hallelujah is made out of exactly the same chords as let it ( Read more... )

dude...eveyone look at this: http://www.robotfrank.com

well, the bird died. presumably of a combination of starvation, dehydration, exhaustion, fright, and lonelines, all at once. in a shoebox full of pinestraw. what a way to go. which begs the question: dying in your sleep in a shoebox full of pinestraw, of ripped to shreds by a carnivorous mammal fifty times your size? hmmm. i'll have to dwell on ( Read more... )

I found a baby bird today. He looked really hungry, so I decided to go get him some food. Then I remembered that birds are cold-blooded, so I put him in the microwave to keep warm. I went out and dug up some nice juicy worms, but by the time I got back, it was too late...he had already exploded from hunger.

But seriously, folks....

( Stuart the Wren )