I'm a chick...


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I am charlie brown, and sex is the football ( Read more... )

If newspaper headlines consisted of things which we already knew but which for some reason continue to amaze us, today's would read thusly:

GIRLS ARE FUCKING PSYCHO!!!!!!!

Got a deviantart account, so now people can see my purdy pictures. hope to get some more photos posted. I may try and get around to posting some bad poetry, but i probably won't. I doubt the world is ready for it yet ( Read more... )

idea: expectant-look-activated elevators, that don't work...regular buttons have been removed to save cost...disgruntled cutomers now have to call technicians out every other day to service elevators, or better yet, hire professional excpectant look lookers...hilarity ensues ( Read more... )

orange belt gotten. wewt.

( this summer... )

note to self: prune juice cans fit perfectly into 2 inch PVC pipe...you can melt lead and pour it into the bottom of a can...lead-tipped prune juice can spud gun shells of death?

1. My uncle once: took us down the river in a canoe ( Read more... )

There is no smell like the smell of rain and wet earth and spring ( Read more... )