at fort drum, in upstate new yorks where i'm stationed as an us soldier it totally gets to be 55 degrees below zero. apparently that's not a joke. look out. mostly i like to shine my boots which is very masterbatory and press my uniform, which is just fun. maybe i'll use this livejournal from now on again papa. the life i might lead. probably ( Read more... )

so im like on leave from the army. it's pretty cool, man. hey ken! in a few days i'll be stationed at fort drum in new york state. the past few days i've been mostly smoking dope and drinking beers. it's pretty cool, guys. any of you in the army? probabably not! i shudder to think what would happen if a bunch of fags were in the army. no, it's ( Read more... )

sarah eventually had to go too, so it was just me and kyle, we were kinda feeling the alchol a bit more so we sat there, i started talking, we started talking, then we went over to johnn'ys fire and torched aload of things on his carpet, we torched a beer box, next to his gas fire, hahahaha i then flipped his sofa, kyle lobbed a beer bottle at the ( Read more... )

so like there was totally a lara birfday bash accident like. i think i'll take most of the credit as i'd just had three bottles of whiskey purchased for meself. i don't even know. i'd say round four in the noontime i was like drinking and driving and shit then Bam. why don't we all drink it was like. i'll save the tale for now as most of it is ( Read more... )

my boyfriends back and da da da da. hey na hey na my boyfriends back. if ever i have dreams they are about my teeth. they're falling out, twisting, maybe huge an discolored. pistol grip pump from my lap at all times. you can be fucking with other niggers shit but you can't be fuckin with mine ( Read more... )

nate moffat sez: hey adam i wanna hear about your wet dream ( Read more... )

yo rob, did you get the picture of me. no? i'm suprised. i've got blue hair everyone ( Read more... )

SCENES FROM MY FIFTIETH BIRTHDAY (Thanks in advance, please ( Read more... )

D.C. Hazen ( Read more... )

likesay i still smoke a lot. suprise! i joined the gym though. that's sweet. this middling aged man of above average height had the biggest wee wee ever. just sauntering around nude as if to say look what i bring to the table. jeanie got a beach ball in the mail saying hope your day goes swimmingly. i just don't know. the address was from some sort ( Read more... )