Technically.........
Title: Technically...
Author thinkingfood
Rating: PG
Pairing/Focus: Jonghyun/Key
Summary: A small box can cause lots of fun on a birthday night
A/N: WOOOO HOOOO HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEY~
“Jaja!” Jonghyun exclaimed revealing the small wrapped box from behind his back. Small box + Pretty ribbon + birthday = DIAMONDS!! Well that’s Key’s philosophy when he laid eyes on the gift. This birthday was a big one after all, totally deemed diamond worthy. Greedy fingers anxiously shredded the layers of colorful wrapping to expose…
“Condoms?” The question came out in a mix of confusion and digest. Key unsure of laughing at the horrible prank or punch Jonghyun for being stupid (again). “Condoms,” Key repeated trying to make sense of the box of Trojans sitting in Jonghyun’s hands. “You got me condoms for my birthday?”
Accomplishment showed on Jonghyun’s face as he head proudly nodded in enthusiasm. “I thought since you got me something we could both use on my birthday, I would do the same thing for yours.” Jonghyun’s smile widened shoving the his birthday present closer to Key’s retreating hands.
“How the hell is this the same? I gave you shirts for your birthday! On what planet do CONDOMS and SHIRTS remotely connect to be the same?” Key’s inner diva emerged, the birthday boy placing his hands on the sides of his hips.
“Well technically you wore one of the shirts you bought me for my birthday, and technically I would be wearing one of the condoms from the box I bought you for your birthday. Sooooo technically we are both wearing something of the other‘s birthday present.” Key’s head throbbed from trying to wrap his brain around the phony theory Jonghyun had pulled out of his ass. The sad part was that Jonghyun wasn’t joking, his famous thinking once again missing the target of practical and landed in the field of stupidity.
“Dumbass that makes no sense at all.”
“Technically it does.” Jonghyun’s eyes shifted to an animalistic glint, storing a condom in his pocket; the box put off to the side.
“Shut up no one asked you,” Key’s voice stumbled at the end of the pitiful comeback, his feet shuffling backwards as Jonghyun traveled forward. A cold wall met Key’s back as he bumped against it, a hand swinging over to trap the boy from escaping.
“Sharing is caring” Jonghyun sing-songed, amused at the weakening position the younger boy found his way into. “I just want to spend some time together.”
“I don’t care,” Key mocked using the same tone as Jonghyun.
A devilish smirk joined Jonghyun’s glint as he closed in on Key’s personal space. Idiling his palms on the wall’s hard surface, Jonghyun relaxed his chest onto Key’s. Tilting his mouth in front of the other’s ear he breathed, “You didn’t say no.”
Key ran a hand along the side of the singer’s toned torso, reaching inside Jonghyun’ back pocket.
“Your room or mine?” Key waved the condom between the two; an implying smile sending the message to the begin the bedroom birthday celebration.
Well everyone with Jonghyun and a box of condoms I'm pretty sure Key had an amazing birthday. So this was suppose to be a drabble but that didn't happen now did it? Hate the title so it might change hehe. But had to make a little something for the shining umma taking care of my taebaby so here is my little contribution to the pile of Key love. Mwahhhh. Comments=<333 and silent readers make me sad!! Let your voices be heard! XDDD
Author thinkingfood
Rating: PG
Pairing/Focus: Jonghyun/Key
Summary: A small box can cause lots of fun on a birthday night
A/N: WOOOO HOOOO HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEY~
“Jaja!” Jonghyun exclaimed revealing the small wrapped box from behind his back. Small box + Pretty ribbon + birthday = DIAMONDS!! Well that’s Key’s philosophy when he laid eyes on the gift. This birthday was a big one after all, totally deemed diamond worthy. Greedy fingers anxiously shredded the layers of colorful wrapping to expose…
“Condoms?” The question came out in a mix of confusion and digest. Key unsure of laughing at the horrible prank or punch Jonghyun for being stupid (again). “Condoms,” Key repeated trying to make sense of the box of Trojans sitting in Jonghyun’s hands. “You got me condoms for my birthday?”
Accomplishment showed on Jonghyun’s face as he head proudly nodded in enthusiasm. “I thought since you got me something we could both use on my birthday, I would do the same thing for yours.” Jonghyun’s smile widened shoving the his birthday present closer to Key’s retreating hands.
“How the hell is this the same? I gave you shirts for your birthday! On what planet do CONDOMS and SHIRTS remotely connect to be the same?” Key’s inner diva emerged, the birthday boy placing his hands on the sides of his hips.
“Well technically you wore one of the shirts you bought me for my birthday, and technically I would be wearing one of the condoms from the box I bought you for your birthday. Sooooo technically we are both wearing something of the other‘s birthday present.” Key’s head throbbed from trying to wrap his brain around the phony theory Jonghyun had pulled out of his ass. The sad part was that Jonghyun wasn’t joking, his famous thinking once again missing the target of practical and landed in the field of stupidity.
“Dumbass that makes no sense at all.”
“Technically it does.” Jonghyun’s eyes shifted to an animalistic glint, storing a condom in his pocket; the box put off to the side.
“Shut up no one asked you,” Key’s voice stumbled at the end of the pitiful comeback, his feet shuffling backwards as Jonghyun traveled forward. A cold wall met Key’s back as he bumped against it, a hand swinging over to trap the boy from escaping.
“Sharing is caring” Jonghyun sing-songed, amused at the weakening position the younger boy found his way into. “I just want to spend some time together.”
“I don’t care,” Key mocked using the same tone as Jonghyun.
A devilish smirk joined Jonghyun’s glint as he closed in on Key’s personal space. Idiling his palms on the wall’s hard surface, Jonghyun relaxed his chest onto Key’s. Tilting his mouth in front of the other’s ear he breathed, “You didn’t say no.”
Key ran a hand along the side of the singer’s toned torso, reaching inside Jonghyun’ back pocket.
“Your room or mine?” Key waved the condom between the two; an implying smile sending the message to the begin the bedroom birthday celebration.
Well everyone with Jonghyun and a box of condoms I'm pretty sure Key had an amazing birthday. So this was suppose to be a drabble but that didn't happen now did it? Hate the title so it might change hehe. But had to make a little something for the shining umma taking care of my taebaby so here is my little contribution to the pile of Key love. Mwahhhh. Comments=<333 and silent readers make me sad!! Let your voices be heard! XDDD