Hyped up on Crazy
Title: Hyped up on Crazy
Author thinkingfood
Rating: G
Pairing/Focus: Jonghyun/Key, OT5
Summary: Jonghyun leaves Shinee so that he can have some alone time and when he returns back to the dorm all hell has broken lose
A cheerful unknown tune whistled from the vocalist’s lips. Stealing a few hours for himself proved to be the greatest idea Jonghyun had ever had. Refreshingly renewed, he hopped up the stairs two at the time, running the last flight and the hallway to the Shinee dorm. Quickly punching in the apartment’s code, Jonghyun opened the door with a copious smile ready to greet the group. The blithe expression soon dropped as Jonghyun took in the condition of the current atrocity filling out in front of him.
3 hours. 3 HOURS! Jonghyun leaves his four members alone in their house for three hours and returns to this; pure chaos. Behind the living room’s now shredded cotton-poring couch, Jinki hid huddled up in the fettle position. The leader crying a small chant of ‘Umma’ as he rocked himself on the back of his heels. Underneath of the clothes wearing ceiling- dangling selections of material from the closet of Jonghyun and what looked like Taemin’s old school uniforms- the said younger boy fought for his life. Dodging and weaving the murderous attacks of Key’s mighty wooden spoon, dripping of a milky mysterious juice no doubt the before substance of the now burning dinner in the kitchen, Taemin begged for rescue in high pitched shouts.
“Do something,” Jonghyun yelling to Minho over the deafening noises in the environment. The giant ripped his eyes briefly from reading the manga in his hands to give his hyung a no-fucking-way shake of the head before returning back to the dramatic chapters of the all-time loved Kodocha.
Jonghyun was in this on his own. Basically if Shinee wanted to live Jonghyun would have to tranquilize the nagging beast set in the middle of the madness. The singer’s eyes locked on the weapon for the ragging mess in the dorm: coffee; and shot a deadly glare in Jinki’s direction.
“You gave him coffee,” Jonghyun stated, not asked; his pupils sending lasers.
“Bu- But he was so stressed, I wa-wa-was trying to help,” the leader defended, his comfort rocking speeding up as he became even more afraid of fear-inducing ambiance.
A mental warning shot in to Jonghyun’s mind, a lesson he unfortunately learned the hard way. The warning read: NEVER GIVE KEY COFFEE WHEN ANXIOUS; and boy was Key anxious. Approaching closer to the beast, Jonghyun translated the jumble of words Key screamed.
“Everything’s a mess. Dirt‘s all over the floor, there’s a ton of smelly laundry that needs to be washed, and how am I suppose to clean the whole house, make Taemin’s lunch, and watch this week’s episode of Desperate Housewives all before our recording of Hello! What if my boy start failing all his test because I‘m being a bad umma and and….”Key hyperventilated leaving the sentence of his panicky rant unfinished.
“Key?” Jonghyun asked trying to grab the attention of his frantic lover. Still words continued to spew from the younger boys mouth.
“Key.” Jonghyun called again.
“Key.”
“KEY!”
Nothing, all words other than his own muted from Key’s attention. Jonghyun waved his hand in front of the other’s face, shook his shoulders and almost slapped the boy but still the presence of Jonghyun went unnoticed. Frustrated, Jonghyun roughly caught hold of Key’s hips, latching his lips to the boy’s in a sloppy kiss.
Tensions twitting inside the umma’s thoughts ceased to exist with Jonghyun’s tongue inside his mouth; the ungodly taste of Jonghyun’s lips on his blocked out all other worries. Key wrapped his arms around the back of Jonghyun’s neck pulling him closer to his body. As a lusty after-glow settled into Key laxing his muscles with tranquility, Jonghyun swooped down and confiscated the tainted drink and threatening utensil before a repercussion of coffee-caused craziness could strike again. With control of the wooden spoon, Jonghyun pointed the weapon dangerously in Jinki’s scared face, booming “Never give this boy coffee again understand!?!” Jinki gave a meek nod not daring to move from his sanctuary of behind the couch.
“Good,” the singer authorities, turning his heels to deal with the next problem of the house: the fire-set kitchen.
Coffee-crazed Key: terminated
And another one bites the dust.
Wow is this my first time posting this week?? (Like anyone cares) Anyways~ So did you guys enjoy my first crack baby of the week?? Hope so, how i got the idea to write this was pretty funny but once i got the idea i had to write it. Comments are love<3333
p.s. ohohoho did you see Shinee's comeback of Hello?? I did and you can expect an all out fangirl post on the performance and song!!! I'm loving it!!
Author thinkingfood
Rating: G
Pairing/Focus: Jonghyun/Key, OT5
Summary: Jonghyun leaves Shinee so that he can have some alone time and when he returns back to the dorm all hell has broken lose
A cheerful unknown tune whistled from the vocalist’s lips. Stealing a few hours for himself proved to be the greatest idea Jonghyun had ever had. Refreshingly renewed, he hopped up the stairs two at the time, running the last flight and the hallway to the Shinee dorm. Quickly punching in the apartment’s code, Jonghyun opened the door with a copious smile ready to greet the group. The blithe expression soon dropped as Jonghyun took in the condition of the current atrocity filling out in front of him.
3 hours. 3 HOURS! Jonghyun leaves his four members alone in their house for three hours and returns to this; pure chaos. Behind the living room’s now shredded cotton-poring couch, Jinki hid huddled up in the fettle position. The leader crying a small chant of ‘Umma’ as he rocked himself on the back of his heels. Underneath of the clothes wearing ceiling- dangling selections of material from the closet of Jonghyun and what looked like Taemin’s old school uniforms- the said younger boy fought for his life. Dodging and weaving the murderous attacks of Key’s mighty wooden spoon, dripping of a milky mysterious juice no doubt the before substance of the now burning dinner in the kitchen, Taemin begged for rescue in high pitched shouts.
“Do something,” Jonghyun yelling to Minho over the deafening noises in the environment. The giant ripped his eyes briefly from reading the manga in his hands to give his hyung a no-fucking-way shake of the head before returning back to the dramatic chapters of the all-time loved Kodocha.
Jonghyun was in this on his own. Basically if Shinee wanted to live Jonghyun would have to tranquilize the nagging beast set in the middle of the madness. The singer’s eyes locked on the weapon for the ragging mess in the dorm: coffee; and shot a deadly glare in Jinki’s direction.
“You gave him coffee,” Jonghyun stated, not asked; his pupils sending lasers.
“Bu- But he was so stressed, I wa-wa-was trying to help,” the leader defended, his comfort rocking speeding up as he became even more afraid of fear-inducing ambiance.
A mental warning shot in to Jonghyun’s mind, a lesson he unfortunately learned the hard way. The warning read: NEVER GIVE KEY COFFEE WHEN ANXIOUS; and boy was Key anxious. Approaching closer to the beast, Jonghyun translated the jumble of words Key screamed.
“Everything’s a mess. Dirt‘s all over the floor, there’s a ton of smelly laundry that needs to be washed, and how am I suppose to clean the whole house, make Taemin’s lunch, and watch this week’s episode of Desperate Housewives all before our recording of Hello! What if my boy start failing all his test because I‘m being a bad umma and and….”Key hyperventilated leaving the sentence of his panicky rant unfinished.
“Key?” Jonghyun asked trying to grab the attention of his frantic lover. Still words continued to spew from the younger boys mouth.
“Key.” Jonghyun called again.
“Key.”
“KEY!”
Nothing, all words other than his own muted from Key’s attention. Jonghyun waved his hand in front of the other’s face, shook his shoulders and almost slapped the boy but still the presence of Jonghyun went unnoticed. Frustrated, Jonghyun roughly caught hold of Key’s hips, latching his lips to the boy’s in a sloppy kiss.
Tensions twitting inside the umma’s thoughts ceased to exist with Jonghyun’s tongue inside his mouth; the ungodly taste of Jonghyun’s lips on his blocked out all other worries. Key wrapped his arms around the back of Jonghyun’s neck pulling him closer to his body. As a lusty after-glow settled into Key laxing his muscles with tranquility, Jonghyun swooped down and confiscated the tainted drink and threatening utensil before a repercussion of coffee-caused craziness could strike again. With control of the wooden spoon, Jonghyun pointed the weapon dangerously in Jinki’s scared face, booming “Never give this boy coffee again understand!?!” Jinki gave a meek nod not daring to move from his sanctuary of behind the couch.
“Good,” the singer authorities, turning his heels to deal with the next problem of the house: the fire-set kitchen.
Coffee-crazed Key: terminated
And another one bites the dust.
Wow is this my first time posting this week?? (Like anyone cares) Anyways~ So did you guys enjoy my first crack baby of the week?? Hope so, how i got the idea to write this was pretty funny but once i got the idea i had to write it. Comments are love<3333
p.s. ohohoho did you see Shinee's comeback of Hello?? I did and you can expect an all out fangirl post on the performance and song!!! I'm loving it!!