Onew Condition ruins everything
Title: Onew condition ruins everything
Author thinkingfood
Rating: G
Pairing/Focus: member: onew
Summary: You never know what will happen when Onew's Condition appears
Hello Idol fans and welcome back our Shinee vs. Maknae Rebellion soccer championship this is your Mc Korean‘s number one singer/actor/entertainer Kim Heechul reporting the play by play of today‘s . We are now in the overtime round with Shinee’s MVP Minho speeding down the green outstretch. With a dodge and a weave the Flaming Charisma just might win the game for his team. Look at how professional he is, setting up the ball, his legs preparing a shot. But wait, what’s this? Mir has stolen the ball and now it’s headed the other way. Driving through Shinee’s defenses, the maknaes have definitely turned the tables. It’s anyone’s game now! Ah I can’t watch! Mir takes a nasty fall, leaving the ball open for anyone’s taking. Amazing my hoobae Onew traps the ball, awkwardly shuffling the ball down the field carefully avoiding the accident of tripping over his own feet. No one’s close a perfect time for the sangatae leader to shoot the ball. Lifting his foot, Onew makes contact with the white and black sphere. Spinning through the air, the ball flies through the blocker’s hands and connects with the top left hand corner of the goal. The crowd is going wild!!! And the winner of the Shinee vs. Maknae Rebellion soccer championship is… Maknae Rebellion!?!?! Let’s watch the instant replay of the winning goal. There’s the shining Onew dribbling to the goal, but wait is that the Almighty Key playing goalie? Oh no the deadly Onew Condition strikes again! Poor Onew-ah scored against his own team, making our crazy maknaes the winners of the game.
The cameras stop rolling and all of shinee file pass Onew. The competitive Minho glares at the depressed leader and asks the frustrated group behind him, “Can you point to a dumbass?” . Everyone using their index fingers point to their leader before stalking off .
The dreadful Onew Condition strikes again!
So is anyone excited for today???? Besides it being Thanksgiving here in the states. I have decided to have a dump day. Yay!!! For those who are asking themselves what dump day is *cough* twinklespink *cough*, Dump day just means im going to post a lot of fics (maybe 5 or 6) today. SO WELCOME TO THINKINGFOOD'S FIRST DUMP DAY WOOO HOOO!!! So this is the first fic of the day, thought i would start it off with a little onew fun. Is it funny??? Because sometimes I write a crack and my cousin goes "Ummm... this isn't funny." Tell me what you think, remember comments are love <333
Author thinkingfood
Rating: G
Pairing/Focus: member: onew
Summary: You never know what will happen when Onew's Condition appears
Hello Idol fans and welcome back our Shinee vs. Maknae Rebellion soccer championship this is your Mc Korean‘s number one singer/actor/entertainer Kim Heechul reporting the play by play of today‘s . We are now in the overtime round with Shinee’s MVP Minho speeding down the green outstretch. With a dodge and a weave the Flaming Charisma just might win the game for his team. Look at how professional he is, setting up the ball, his legs preparing a shot. But wait, what’s this? Mir has stolen the ball and now it’s headed the other way. Driving through Shinee’s defenses, the maknaes have definitely turned the tables. It’s anyone’s game now! Ah I can’t watch! Mir takes a nasty fall, leaving the ball open for anyone’s taking. Amazing my hoobae Onew traps the ball, awkwardly shuffling the ball down the field carefully avoiding the accident of tripping over his own feet. No one’s close a perfect time for the sangatae leader to shoot the ball. Lifting his foot, Onew makes contact with the white and black sphere. Spinning through the air, the ball flies through the blocker’s hands and connects with the top left hand corner of the goal. The crowd is going wild!!! And the winner of the Shinee vs. Maknae Rebellion soccer championship is… Maknae Rebellion!?!?! Let’s watch the instant replay of the winning goal. There’s the shining Onew dribbling to the goal, but wait is that the Almighty Key playing goalie? Oh no the deadly Onew Condition strikes again! Poor Onew-ah scored against his own team, making our crazy maknaes the winners of the game.
The cameras stop rolling and all of shinee file pass Onew. The competitive Minho glares at the depressed leader and asks the frustrated group behind him, “Can you point to a dumbass?” . Everyone using their index fingers point to their leader before stalking off .
The dreadful Onew Condition strikes again!
So is anyone excited for today???? Besides it being Thanksgiving here in the states. I have decided to have a dump day. Yay!!! For those who are asking themselves what dump day is *cough* twinklespink *cough*, Dump day just means im going to post a lot of fics (maybe 5 or 6) today. SO WELCOME TO THINKINGFOOD'S FIRST DUMP DAY WOOO HOOO!!! So this is the first fic of the day, thought i would start it off with a little onew fun. Is it funny??? Because sometimes I write a crack and my cousin goes "Ummm... this isn't funny." Tell me what you think, remember comments are love <333