Who's the girl now?
Title: Who's the girl now?
Author thinkingfood
Rating: PG
Pairing/Focus: ot4 (everyone minus jonghyun)
Summary: The night started off with facials, an innocent activity. But when Minho challenges Key, the younger is in for a world of hurt
"Facial time!" Key chimed like the birthday girl at a sweet sixteen sleepover.
With one hand the diva stirred a large bowl of what looked like wet, green cement while beckoning the rest of the SHINee members with the other. Taemin was the first and only member to rush to the kitchen with eager feet, hopping onto the kitchen's white counter next to the orange bowl full of Key's latest concoction. While swinging his feet, Taemin watched with excited eyes as Key added the final ingredients to his face remedy and mixed it for the last time.
"Is it ready" Taemin questioned, reaching down to touch the substance in the bowl beside him.
"Dont touch that with your dirty hands!" Key grumbled lightly slapping the knuckles of Taemin's extended hand with the wooden spoon before answering the maknae's question.
"Yes it's ready now go over to the sink and rinse off your face."
Instantly Taemin followed his hyung's directions, pushing off the white counter harshly and jumping towards the sink. While Taemin was occupied with cleaning his face, Key exited the kitchen and gathered the last of the supplies he needed. A few minutes later the brunette rapper was back in the kitchen with his arms full. Key tossed Taemin a towel to dry his damp face off and dumped the rest of the items on an empty part of the counter. As the maknae returned to his original spot next to the orange bowl, Key spotted the stray drops of water still dripping from the tips of Taemin's ends. He quickly wiped the drops up and pushed back the youngest's bangs with a pink headband leaving Taemin's face open for a facial mask. With the back of the wooden spoon and his index finger, Key skillfully applied the cool green slime all over Taemin's cheeks and nose. In less than a minute he was done.
"Who's next?" Key called waving the bowl as he walked into the living.
Onew and Minho were notorious for being the laziest members in SHINee so Key figured if the boys wouldn't come to the facial then he would bring the facials to them. In the living room, Onew was lounging on the couch watching a comedy special on tv while Minho sat on a chair playing a fantasy shooting game; Key forgot the name of it. At his umma's side Taemin skipped into the room where his hyungs were, first taking a curious glance of Minho's psp screen from behind the giant's shoulder then shoving Onew's sprawled out legs off the couch so he could sit.
"Bitch" Onew mumbled under his breath, a few crumbs of potato chips falling from his lips as he whispered.
"What was that Jinki hyung" Taemin asked with a smirk. Jinki said nothing, opting to kick Taemin in the shin before resting his legs on the maknae's lap. Taemin yelped in pain, shooting the leader a glare that said this fight wasnt over. The next yell was heard from the other side of the room.
"Damn it Taemin, you made me lose!"
For the first time in an hour Minho looked up from his game and he did not look happy. Minho stood up and proceeded to lecture the maknae on the importance of staying quiet when his hung was playing videogames. Just as the Minho was about to deliver the closing line of his speech, Key interrupted.
"Video games are stupid."
Silence captured the room, Jinki and Taemin knew a brawl was coming.
Minho knew better than to piss off Key but bad mouthing video games was like drawling in the bible; you just didn't do it. Key's line was enough to set Minho off for a second time.
"Look who's talking" Minho fired back. "You like shopping, dancing to girl songs, and pink!" Minho spat the last word out with disgust. "Key are you even a boy?"
Taemin sat up straight, his mouth open in awe. Did Minho just say that? He's dead for sure the youngest thought. Jinki on the other hand was loving every passing second. The leader had propped himself up on his elbows, making sure he was in perfect position for watching. There was no way he was missing a minute of this action. With Taemin frozen in shock, Jinki had began using the maknae's facial as a dip for his potato chips. What fun was watching a fight if you didn't have the appropriate snackage. Jinki didn't have time to think about his chips now because Key was getting ready to challenge Minho.
To say Key was angry was an understatement. Pure rage flickered in Key's eyes as he looked up at Minho. This SHINee diva was a force to be reckoned with.
" What are you trying to say Choi Minho?" Key spoke in an eerie calm voice as he took a step towards Minho.
"You think I'm a girl?" He took another step.
"Hmmmm why don't I show you how manly I am?" Key closed the distance between Minho and himself.
The diva stood two feet away from Minho with a sneaky smirk plastered on his face. Before Minho could answer Key drew forward his fist hitting the rapper square in the jaw. Minho fell to the ground instantly and for a minute Jinki thought Key's punch had actually killed Minho.
A strained groan however proved Jinki wrong.
"Awww poor Minho! What's wrong, can't take a hit?"
This time Minho didn't have any smart comment to comment back with.
"Who's the girl now?"
Gahhhhh i havent posted in forever!!! i missed you lj! Wow this comeback fic is kinda a fail but its funny so i posted it. As always show me some love with a comment. I promise i dont bite hahahaha. Comments= love!
Author thinkingfood
Rating: PG
Pairing/Focus: ot4 (everyone minus jonghyun)
Summary: The night started off with facials, an innocent activity. But when Minho challenges Key, the younger is in for a world of hurt
"Facial time!" Key chimed like the birthday girl at a sweet sixteen sleepover.
With one hand the diva stirred a large bowl of what looked like wet, green cement while beckoning the rest of the SHINee members with the other. Taemin was the first and only member to rush to the kitchen with eager feet, hopping onto the kitchen's white counter next to the orange bowl full of Key's latest concoction. While swinging his feet, Taemin watched with excited eyes as Key added the final ingredients to his face remedy and mixed it for the last time.
"Is it ready" Taemin questioned, reaching down to touch the substance in the bowl beside him.
"Dont touch that with your dirty hands!" Key grumbled lightly slapping the knuckles of Taemin's extended hand with the wooden spoon before answering the maknae's question.
"Yes it's ready now go over to the sink and rinse off your face."
Instantly Taemin followed his hyung's directions, pushing off the white counter harshly and jumping towards the sink. While Taemin was occupied with cleaning his face, Key exited the kitchen and gathered the last of the supplies he needed. A few minutes later the brunette rapper was back in the kitchen with his arms full. Key tossed Taemin a towel to dry his damp face off and dumped the rest of the items on an empty part of the counter. As the maknae returned to his original spot next to the orange bowl, Key spotted the stray drops of water still dripping from the tips of Taemin's ends. He quickly wiped the drops up and pushed back the youngest's bangs with a pink headband leaving Taemin's face open for a facial mask. With the back of the wooden spoon and his index finger, Key skillfully applied the cool green slime all over Taemin's cheeks and nose. In less than a minute he was done.
"Who's next?" Key called waving the bowl as he walked into the living.
Onew and Minho were notorious for being the laziest members in SHINee so Key figured if the boys wouldn't come to the facial then he would bring the facials to them. In the living room, Onew was lounging on the couch watching a comedy special on tv while Minho sat on a chair playing a fantasy shooting game; Key forgot the name of it. At his umma's side Taemin skipped into the room where his hyungs were, first taking a curious glance of Minho's psp screen from behind the giant's shoulder then shoving Onew's sprawled out legs off the couch so he could sit.
"Bitch" Onew mumbled under his breath, a few crumbs of potato chips falling from his lips as he whispered.
"What was that Jinki hyung" Taemin asked with a smirk. Jinki said nothing, opting to kick Taemin in the shin before resting his legs on the maknae's lap. Taemin yelped in pain, shooting the leader a glare that said this fight wasnt over. The next yell was heard from the other side of the room.
"Damn it Taemin, you made me lose!"
For the first time in an hour Minho looked up from his game and he did not look happy. Minho stood up and proceeded to lecture the maknae on the importance of staying quiet when his hung was playing videogames. Just as the Minho was about to deliver the closing line of his speech, Key interrupted.
"Video games are stupid."
Silence captured the room, Jinki and Taemin knew a brawl was coming.
Minho knew better than to piss off Key but bad mouthing video games was like drawling in the bible; you just didn't do it. Key's line was enough to set Minho off for a second time.
"Look who's talking" Minho fired back. "You like shopping, dancing to girl songs, and pink!" Minho spat the last word out with disgust. "Key are you even a boy?"
Taemin sat up straight, his mouth open in awe. Did Minho just say that? He's dead for sure the youngest thought. Jinki on the other hand was loving every passing second. The leader had propped himself up on his elbows, making sure he was in perfect position for watching. There was no way he was missing a minute of this action. With Taemin frozen in shock, Jinki had began using the maknae's facial as a dip for his potato chips. What fun was watching a fight if you didn't have the appropriate snackage. Jinki didn't have time to think about his chips now because Key was getting ready to challenge Minho.
To say Key was angry was an understatement. Pure rage flickered in Key's eyes as he looked up at Minho. This SHINee diva was a force to be reckoned with.
" What are you trying to say Choi Minho?" Key spoke in an eerie calm voice as he took a step towards Minho.
"You think I'm a girl?" He took another step.
"Hmmmm why don't I show you how manly I am?" Key closed the distance between Minho and himself.
The diva stood two feet away from Minho with a sneaky smirk plastered on his face. Before Minho could answer Key drew forward his fist hitting the rapper square in the jaw. Minho fell to the ground instantly and for a minute Jinki thought Key's punch had actually killed Minho.
A strained groan however proved Jinki wrong.
"Awww poor Minho! What's wrong, can't take a hit?"
This time Minho didn't have any smart comment to comment back with.
"Who's the girl now?"
Gahhhhh i havent posted in forever!!! i missed you lj! Wow this comeback fic is kinda a fail but its funny so i posted it. As always show me some love with a comment. I promise i dont bite hahahaha. Comments= love!