Title: Online with Shinee
Author
thinkingfoodRating: G
Pairing/Focus: OT5
Summary: Shinee decides to IM each other
A/N>: the summary is bleh but what do you expect at 3am
ChickenismyLOVER!/HYOYEONismyLOVER!!!: onew
ChoCoMonsTeR / notSOinnocent: taemin
Silentbutsexy: Minho
Bling-BlingJJong: Jonghyun
Key_Time: Key
Key_Time:has logged on
ChickenismyLOVER!:has logged on
Key_Time:
Ooooo Hyoyeon-Noona wont be happy when she finds out you love chicken more than her!
ChickenismyLOVER!:
Shut up! We are only FRIENDS
Key_Time:
Oh really, so do you hold hands and flirt with all your friends?
ChickenismyLOVER!:
You and Jonghyun do it all the time and he’s your best friend
Key_Time:
We aren’t talking about Jonghyunnie and me right now are we?
Bling-BlingJJong: has logged in
Key_Time:
Speak of the devil
Bling-BlingJJong:
Luv ya 2 Bummie <3 what are you guys talking about?
Key_Time:
Here I’ll show you
HYOYEONismyLOVER!!!: @Key_Time
Your not funny Kibum, change it back
Bling-BlingJJong: @HYOYEONismyLOVER!!!
Keep it hyung. It suits you perfectly. Plus I always knew you had a thing for her. Go get some action Hyung!
ChoCoMonsTeR: has now logged on
ChoCoMonsTeR: @Bling-BlingJJong:
Jonghyun-hyung what does “get some action” mean?
Key_Time: @Bling-BlingJJong
Tell him and ur dead x_____x
Bling-BlingJJong: @ChoCoMonsTeR
Nothing Minnie (tell you l8tr)
Key_Time: @Bling-BlingJJong
Stupid we can all read what you wrote.
Bling-BlingJJong:
Ha. Ha. Ha. I knew that >.<
ChoCoMonsTeR:
Woah, Jonghyunnie- hyung and Key-umma have some naughy conversations 2gethr!! I didnt even know you could use rope like that =X
Bling-BlingJJong: @ChoCoMonsTeR
Stop reading my screen Taemin-ah!
ChoCoMonsTeR: @Key_Time
Umma Jonghyun- hyung yelled at me ;______;
Key_Time: @Bling-BlingJJong
Don’t yell at my son!
Bling-BlingJJong: @Key_Time
You think it’s sexy… rawr ; )
HYOYEONismyLOVER!!!: @Bling-BlingJJong & Key_Time
barf! This is for us to communicate with each other, not for reading you two’s creepy PDA statements T___T
Key_Time: @HYOYEONismyLOVER!!!
Ur just jealous that me and Jonghyun can express our feelings unlike you and Hyoyeon-Noona.
Bling-BlingJJong:
Jinki and Hyoyeon- Noona sitting in a tree…
ChoCoMonsTeR:
K.I.S.S.I.N.G!!! XD
Silentbutsexy: has logged on
Silentbutsexy: @Bling-BlingJJong
Hyung you are so immature, stop teaching Taemin-ah stupid things
Bling-BlingJJong: @Silentbutsexy
Fight me giant 8p
Silentbutsexy:
Bring it on you blonde dwarf
Dancingqueen89 request a chat with HYOYEONismyLOVER!!!
*Loud crashes are heard in SHINee‘s bedroom*
ChoCoMonsTeR:
Minho-hyung? Minho-hyung? MINHO-HYUNGGGG?!?!
ChoCoMonsTeR:
OMO OMO OMO!!! Minho-Hyung is dead! Jonghyun-hyung killed him! He was too young to go, I never told him how much I…
Bling-BlingJJong: @ChoCoMonsTeR
Uhhh… Minnie look up from your laptop screen, Minho-ah and I are sitting right next to u.
Silentbutsexy: @ChoCoMonsTeR:
See Minnie, I’m still alive. Jonghyun-hyung isn’t strong enough to hurt me.
Bling-BlingJJong: @Silentbutsexy
Wanna test that theory you freaking tree!
Silentbutsexy@Bling-BlingJJong:
Anytime small fry!
ChoCoMonsTeR:
NO fighting, I hate fights!
Bling-BlingJJong: @ChoCoMonsTeR:
Fine Minnie don’t worry we wont fight. 0:)
Bling-BlingJJong: @Silentbutsexy:
We will finish this later when the maknae isn’t around >:{
ChoCoMonsTeR @Bling-BlingJJong:
I can read what your saying dummy
Bling-BlingJJong:
I toally knew that XD
Silentbutsexy:
Suuure you did
ChoCoMonsTeR:
Whatever, but if the noise isn’t coming from you two then who’ making it?
Silentbutsexy:
And how come Jinki-hyung and Kibum-hung haven’t commented in a while?
Bling-BlingJJong:
No, my Bummie, my sweet lovable beautiful Bummie is cheating on me with Jinki!
ChoCoMonsTeR: @Bling-BlingJJong
Calm down hyung! Jinki-hyung would never do anything like that to you, he’s too nice!
Bling-BlingJJong:
it’s always the nice ones, you gotta watch out for. Without Key I have nothing to live for, I should just curl up and die already X____X
Bling-BlingJJong: has logged off
HYOYEONismyLOVER!!! Has accepted a chat with Dancingqueen89
*loud noises stop*
Key_Time:
I’m back! Where’s my sexy jjong puppy?
Silentbutsexy:
He thought you were cheating on him with Jinki-hyung so he said something about cutting himself and dieing his hair black before jumping off the roof
ChoCoMonsTeR:
AWWWW poor hyungie!
Key_Time:
oh gosh no he cant do that
ChoCoMonsTeR: @Key_Time
Cut himself??
Key_Time:
No
Silentbutsexy:@Key_Time
Jump off the roof?
Key_Time:
No
ChoCoMonsTeR:
then what hyung?
Key_Time:
Last time Jonghyun died his hair alone he left a huge mess in the bathroom! My nails were ruined for 2 weeks. Gotta go
Key_Time: has logged off
ChoCoMonsTeR:
well hyung since everyone is busy, why don’t we have some fun 2gethr?
Silentbutsexy:
what do you want to do?
NotSOinnocent:
Screen name give you any hints?
Silentbutsexy:
Are you hinting at what I think your hinting at?
NotSOinnocent:
come to my room and find out ;)
NotSOinnocent: has logged off
Silentbutsexy:
@____@!!!!
Silentbutsexy: has logged off
Another 3am post, more like 3:30am, so its not so wowing haha. It took me more time to code this whole thing then to actually write it. Forgive any mistake, i dont know whats wrong with the bottom half. I'm too sleepy to spot but you know who you are. Comment if you love, and if you dont like it i'll eat you (going crazy from lack of sleep so i'll really do it)