Shinee.... Online... AGAIN?!?
Title: Shinee.... Online... AGAIN?!?
Author thinkingfood
Rating: PG
Pairing/Focus: OT5
Summary: All the Shinee members are online again, with all their weirdness and silliness. So something crazy (and funny) is bound to happen
Professional_Fail: Onew
JealousYet?: Key
Lovesick-Puppy: Jonghyun
Mr.Thunderstick: Minho
YOUNG&CLUELESS: Taemin
YOUNG&CLUELESS:
nnnhhh….mmmm… gahhhh….it taste so good >,<
JealousYet?:
Taemin-ah stop that this instant.
YOUNG&CLUELESS: But I need more
JealousYet?:
No you're too young for this kind of stuff. What about catching STD’s and im too young to be a grandma! And-
Lovesick-Puppy:
Key breathe, he’s eating cotton candy right now
JealousYet?:
Oh is that what kids are calling it these days? Well I don’t care if he’s “eating cotton candy” or “licking a lollypop” I don’t want him “doing it.”
Mr.Thunderstick:
Hey stupid do you want me sex Taemin up so he can understand all you dirty innuendos?
JealousYet? don’t you dare try anything Choi Minho
Lovesick-Puppy:
Yeah! Key lets do some learning of our own. I bet you would love the taste of my lollipop ;)))
JealousYet?:
Can it jjong before I cut your “lollipop” off for good.
Mr.Thunderstick:
Taeminnie I’ve been a very bad boy and deserve to be punish
YOUNG&CLUELESS:
H-h-hyung w-w-where are yo-yo-your pants at?? An-and w-wh-why are-n’t y-ou we-wearing them??
Professional_Fail:
cotton candy is so sweet and soft…. Like a baby.
Mr.Thunderstick:
Damn it hyung, your ruining the mood
JealousYet?:
Yeah cause people eat babies
YOUNG&CLUELESS:
That’s called cannibalism hyung
Lovesick-Puppy:
And its frowned upon in many countries
Professional_Fail:
Is this gang up an Onew day?
Mr.Thunderstick:
No but we can make it that if you like
JealousYet?:
All in favor of making today national gang up on onew day type I.
Lovesick-Puppy:
I
YOUNG&CLUELESS:
I… sorry hyung picking on you is too much fun
JealousYet?:
And easy
Mr.Thunderstick:
I… don’t care
JealousYet?:
I, so that makes it four against one, we won
Professional_Fail:
But Minho said he didn’t care~!
Lovesick-Puppy:
Still typed an “I” so it counts
YOUNG&CLUELESS:
Are we allowed to make up holidays? We wont arrested will we?
Mr.Thunderstick:
No Minnie, they cant arrest you for making up holidays. But I have a pair of handcuffs in my room that I can use if you wanna get locked up.
YOUNG&CLUELESS:
Really?! Ive never done that before ^___^
JealousYet?:
MINHO TOUCH EVEN A HAIR ON HIS HEAD AND ILL KILL YOU!
Mr.Thunderstick:
Well this is all your fault anyway
JealousYet?:
And how do you figure that to be?
Mr.Thunderstick:
Found the cuffs in your room, care to explain?
Lovesick-Puppy:
Hey, give those back! We are using those tonight!
Mr.Thunderstick:
Don’t worry ill give them back before tonight hyung….maybe…. Tae come to my room in five kay?
YOUNG&CLUELESS:
Kay, wait so we can just make up holidays whenever we want? ‘
JealousYet?:
MINHO YOU SICK AND TWISTED BASTARD! YOUR DEAD! DEAD YOU HEAR! I’LL MAKE IT LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT, A BLODDY AND MESSY ACCIDENT! I’LL FUCK YOU UP SO BAD THEY WONT BE ABLE TO FIND YOUR BODY.YOU'LL DIE A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH WHILE THEY SEARCH FOR YOU! AND I’LL CRY AND WEPT AND MAKE IT SEEM LIKE I WAS SAD TO SEE YOU GO! BUT IM NOT YOU STUPID LITTLE FU-
Mr.Thunderstick:
Come and get me UMMA!!!!!!!
JealousYet?: has logged off
Mr.Thunderstick idle
Lovesick-Puppy:
Yeah basically, they just arent real
YOUNG&CLUELESS:
Can we have international give Lee Taemin chocolate day?
Lovesick-Puppy:
Isn’t that just valentine’s day? You get tons of choclates from fans every year.
Professional_Fail:
No fair taemin gets his own really awesome holiday and all I have is the crappy holiday National Gang Up on Onew day! Why isn’t there International give onew chicken day huh? Am I not cute enough to have a respectable holiday?
Mr.Thunderstick:
yes your not
Mr.Thunderstick has turned Video Chat on:
Professional_Fail:
No key no! don’t… not his knee … you know its bad
Lovesick-Puppy:
Right jab, left hook. Hit the stomach, now the nose. SCORE!!!
YOUNG&CLUELESS:
Umma? UMMA!! No, no, not the bat, not the bat!! I cant watch anymore!!
YOUNG&CLUELESS: logs off
Professional_Fail:
is that blood?
Lovesick-Puppy:
YEAH!!!
Professional_Fail:
Should we stop them?
Lovesick-Puppy:
And miss out on this epic fight! Are you crazy? This is better than TV.
Professional_Fail:
Hey in case you forgot, WE are on TV!
Lovesick-Puppy:
Besides us, plus ive always wanted to be an MC
Professional_Fail:
Hello Shinee fans I’m your favorite Dubu Onew
Lovesick-Puppy:
And I’m shinee’s manly bling bling Jonghyun
Professional_Fail:
And we are here to broadcast the battle of the century
Lovesick-Puppy:
The clash between giraffe boy Minho and the sexy and oh so flexible in bed Key
Professional_Fail:
Did we need to know that
Lovesick-Puppy:
Bet the fans aren’t complaining
Professional_Fail:
They are probably sick to their stomachs X___X
Lovesick-Puppy:
With bellyaches because Jongkey is so cute together<333
Professional_Fail:
Please don’t make me lose my lunch because of your creepy love story
Lovesick-Puppy:
You're just jealous our Jongkey’s love =P
Professional_Fail:
Anyways back to the action
Lovesick-Puppy:
You wanna see action, just set up a video camera in my room tonight.
Professional_Fail:
You will never be an MC
Lovesick-Puppy:
Will to.. And I’ll be damn good at it tyvm
Professional_Fail:
whatever
Lovesick-Puppy:
God doesn’t Key just look delicious when he’s angry I could just rip his clothes off, I love being man handled by him.
Professional_Fail:
That’s it, I cant take anymore of you, im going.
Professional_Fail: has logged off
Lovesick-Puppy:
No taemin don’t interrupt my fun! What! Why is the screen black! WHAT ARE THEY DOING???
Mr.Thunderstick: has logged off
Lovesick-Puppy:
Well unitl next time, This has been your dino boy Bling Bling Jonghyun thanks for all your love and show us more in the future, hmmm but not like Key’s loving because im not sure its legal in all states yet!
<3333
Lovesick-Puppy: has logged off
Wow so another 2:30AM post, will i ever be able to post at a normal time?? Probably not but a girl can dream right? Hope you like understand this crack craziness. Remember comments are love and all silent readers get feed to the crocodiles!
Author thinkingfood
Rating: PG
Pairing/Focus: OT5
Summary: All the Shinee members are online again, with all their weirdness and silliness. So something crazy (and funny) is bound to happen
Professional_Fail: Onew
JealousYet?: Key
Lovesick-Puppy: Jonghyun
Mr.Thunderstick: Minho
YOUNG&CLUELESS: Taemin
YOUNG&CLUELESS:
nnnhhh….mmmm… gahhhh….it taste so good >,<
JealousYet?:
Taemin-ah stop that this instant.
YOUNG&CLUELESS: But I need more
JealousYet?:
No you're too young for this kind of stuff. What about catching STD’s and im too young to be a grandma! And-
Lovesick-Puppy:
Key breathe, he’s eating cotton candy right now
JealousYet?:
Oh is that what kids are calling it these days? Well I don’t care if he’s “eating cotton candy” or “licking a lollypop” I don’t want him “doing it.”
Mr.Thunderstick:
Hey stupid do you want me sex Taemin up so he can understand all you dirty innuendos?
JealousYet? don’t you dare try anything Choi Minho
Lovesick-Puppy:
Yeah! Key lets do some learning of our own. I bet you would love the taste of my lollipop ;)))
JealousYet?:
Can it jjong before I cut your “lollipop” off for good.
Mr.Thunderstick:
Taeminnie I’ve been a very bad boy and deserve to be punish
YOUNG&CLUELESS:
H-h-hyung w-w-where are yo-yo-your pants at?? An-and w-wh-why are-n’t y-ou we-wearing them??
Professional_Fail:
cotton candy is so sweet and soft…. Like a baby.
Mr.Thunderstick:
Damn it hyung, your ruining the mood
JealousYet?:
Yeah cause people eat babies
YOUNG&CLUELESS:
That’s called cannibalism hyung
Lovesick-Puppy:
And its frowned upon in many countries
Professional_Fail:
Is this gang up an Onew day?
Mr.Thunderstick:
No but we can make it that if you like
JealousYet?:
All in favor of making today national gang up on onew day type I.
Lovesick-Puppy:
I
YOUNG&CLUELESS:
I… sorry hyung picking on you is too much fun
JealousYet?:
And easy
Mr.Thunderstick:
I… don’t care
JealousYet?:
I, so that makes it four against one, we won
Professional_Fail:
But Minho said he didn’t care~!
Lovesick-Puppy:
Still typed an “I” so it counts
YOUNG&CLUELESS:
Are we allowed to make up holidays? We wont arrested will we?
Mr.Thunderstick:
No Minnie, they cant arrest you for making up holidays. But I have a pair of handcuffs in my room that I can use if you wanna get locked up.
YOUNG&CLUELESS:
Really?! Ive never done that before ^___^
JealousYet?:
MINHO TOUCH EVEN A HAIR ON HIS HEAD AND ILL KILL YOU!
Mr.Thunderstick:
Well this is all your fault anyway
JealousYet?:
And how do you figure that to be?
Mr.Thunderstick:
Found the cuffs in your room, care to explain?
Lovesick-Puppy:
Hey, give those back! We are using those tonight!
Mr.Thunderstick:
Don’t worry ill give them back before tonight hyung….maybe…. Tae come to my room in five kay?
YOUNG&CLUELESS:
Kay, wait so we can just make up holidays whenever we want? ‘
JealousYet?:
MINHO YOU SICK AND TWISTED BASTARD! YOUR DEAD! DEAD YOU HEAR! I’LL MAKE IT LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT, A BLODDY AND MESSY ACCIDENT! I’LL FUCK YOU UP SO BAD THEY WONT BE ABLE TO FIND YOUR BODY.YOU'LL DIE A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH WHILE THEY SEARCH FOR YOU! AND I’LL CRY AND WEPT AND MAKE IT SEEM LIKE I WAS SAD TO SEE YOU GO! BUT IM NOT YOU STUPID LITTLE FU-
Mr.Thunderstick:
Come and get me UMMA!!!!!!!
JealousYet?: has logged off
Mr.Thunderstick idle
Lovesick-Puppy:
Yeah basically, they just arent real
YOUNG&CLUELESS:
Can we have international give Lee Taemin chocolate day?
Lovesick-Puppy:
Isn’t that just valentine’s day? You get tons of choclates from fans every year.
Professional_Fail:
No fair taemin gets his own really awesome holiday and all I have is the crappy holiday National Gang Up on Onew day! Why isn’t there International give onew chicken day huh? Am I not cute enough to have a respectable holiday?
Mr.Thunderstick:
yes your not
Mr.Thunderstick has turned Video Chat on:
Professional_Fail:
No key no! don’t… not his knee … you know its bad
Lovesick-Puppy:
Right jab, left hook. Hit the stomach, now the nose. SCORE!!!
YOUNG&CLUELESS:
Umma? UMMA!! No, no, not the bat, not the bat!! I cant watch anymore!!
YOUNG&CLUELESS: logs off
Professional_Fail:
is that blood?
Lovesick-Puppy:
YEAH!!!
Professional_Fail:
Should we stop them?
Lovesick-Puppy:
And miss out on this epic fight! Are you crazy? This is better than TV.
Professional_Fail:
Hey in case you forgot, WE are on TV!
Lovesick-Puppy:
Besides us, plus ive always wanted to be an MC
Professional_Fail:
Hello Shinee fans I’m your favorite Dubu Onew
Lovesick-Puppy:
And I’m shinee’s manly bling bling Jonghyun
Professional_Fail:
And we are here to broadcast the battle of the century
Lovesick-Puppy:
The clash between giraffe boy Minho and the sexy and oh so flexible in bed Key
Professional_Fail:
Did we need to know that
Lovesick-Puppy:
Bet the fans aren’t complaining
Professional_Fail:
They are probably sick to their stomachs X___X
Lovesick-Puppy:
With bellyaches because Jongkey is so cute together<333
Professional_Fail:
Please don’t make me lose my lunch because of your creepy love story
Lovesick-Puppy:
You're just jealous our Jongkey’s love =P
Professional_Fail:
Anyways back to the action
Lovesick-Puppy:
You wanna see action, just set up a video camera in my room tonight.
Professional_Fail:
You will never be an MC
Lovesick-Puppy:
Will to.. And I’ll be damn good at it tyvm
Professional_Fail:
whatever
Lovesick-Puppy:
God doesn’t Key just look delicious when he’s angry I could just rip his clothes off, I love being man handled by him.
Professional_Fail:
That’s it, I cant take anymore of you, im going.
Professional_Fail: has logged off
Lovesick-Puppy:
No taemin don’t interrupt my fun! What! Why is the screen black! WHAT ARE THEY DOING???
Mr.Thunderstick: has logged off
Lovesick-Puppy:
Well unitl next time, This has been your dino boy Bling Bling Jonghyun thanks for all your love and show us more in the future, hmmm but not like Key’s loving because im not sure its legal in all states yet!
<3333
Lovesick-Puppy: has logged off
Wow so another 2:30AM post, will i ever be able to post at a normal time?? Probably not but a girl can dream right? Hope you like understand this crack craziness. Remember comments are love and all silent readers get feed to the crocodiles!