Comments | thinlysliced: Puppeteer in a Volvo

thinlysliced

Puppeteer in a Volvo

Jan 23, 2007 14:55

Ever heard the joke about how many elephants you can fit in a car? While the answer to that may remain one of life's enduring mysteries, read on, and you will discover just how many adjectives you can jam into one short bad!fic ( Read more... )

house/wilson, mst, house

Comments 39

enlee January 23 2007, 13:36:29 UTC

Ack! My computer screen is blotchy from all the Purple!Prose this author vomited on to the page.

Do *not* let this thesarus-mining fanbrat near another Word program lest the universe be subjected to more of ultra-violet prose, burning with the heat of a thousand suns, soaring through the air on the great, fluffy wings of the ever majestic eagles. Should mine eyes ever fall onto such vivid descriptions of the surrealness of a grey, empty beach, I shall run into the welcoming arms of death and give the author big "F*** off you pretentious cow!" in return.

The End.

thinlysliced January 24 2007, 08:59:39 UTC

I know - but shame, she was trying to for evocative, I think.

yunafire January 23 2007, 14:57:00 UTC

-wibbles-

...My brain hurts. Too many big words, and they don't even make sense! I'm all for vivid description. But this is just... it's like she used 'Find Similar' on every single word. Thesaurus!Rape. -cringe- Ew.

yunafire January 23 2007, 14:58:30 UTC

But, enough of the fanbrat. I loved your mst -- especially how Wilson and House had a strange, bad!fic kink going on. Or maybe they were just horny. ;)

thinlysliced January 24 2007, 09:06:10 UTC

Thanks! Hmm, bad!fic kink... that's an interesting idea - makes sense, though ;-)

pintsizeninja January 23 2007, 16:20:19 UTC

Haha. A+. My favorite line was Wilson: Yay, verily, it was a beach of moroseness such as had never before accosted the eyes of man.

I didn't even bother reading the fic - it was that awful. Great MST, though! Thanks for making me laugh. :D

thinlysliced January 24 2007, 09:15:30 UTC

So glad you liked it! And thanks so much for commenting ;-)

daisylily January 23 2007, 19:26:48 UTC

Oh my word, it's a thesaurus!fic - help! And the author-person apparently can't spell unless they use the thesaurus...

I loved the MST (it's weird that Brenda should crop up as I have an MST half-written that involves Brenda ;D) It all made me laugh but I think this is my favourite:

Wilson: Want to, um, thrust your traits with me later?
House: There’s no time like the present.
House/Wilson: *disappear behind House’s desk*

thinlysliced January 24 2007, 09:47:45 UTC

Thanks! Look forward to your Brenda... *runs off to read your new MST*

awwsugah January 23 2007, 19:49:07 UTC

OH JEEZUS-CAKES, I think I burst something from laughing so hard. Smashing job, my dear.

BTW, I friended you. You should friend me back.

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thinlysliced January 24 2007, 09:49:23 UTC

Thank you so much! Very glad I made you laugh. Absolutely, will friend you back ;-)