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[thirdonebetween]

YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY
or: panic! on the oregon trail
(complete with a cameo by frank iero, just for maddy)
pg-13; 2,839 words.

Comments

[vampyre_hunter]

This is brilliant and hilarious. I love the entire story. Just so much awesome.

[thirdonebetween]

thank you! I am glad you enjoyed it!

[mercurybard]

Three days from Chimney Rock they realize something is missing.
Namely, Brent.
They left Brent at Chimney Rock.
alsfnsdlnflkdmf (I'm biting a towel to keep from waking up the rest of the house)

See! I'm laughing with Jon Walker! This is totally funny!

"Whoops, are we still holding a grudge?" Adam asks, and pulls an angry face. "Grrr! I'm angry! Jon is a heathen!"
Because you know that had to happen when Jon joined Panic! for real.

3 sets of clothing
158 bullets (Spencer insists on counting)
1 wagon axle
27 pounds of food
Pete Wentz
I forget...can you leave found items behind? (I guess you can since they already left Brent. Something tells me Pete won't be so easy to get rid of.)

"Um. Hi, did you just fall from the sky? And that is not a pick-up line, it is a question,"
"Um, no, I fell from the top of your wagon,"
FRANK!!! MOOSE!!!

Brendon has found wild fruit!
qepa/flksflk a! (You're killing me here)

Awesome fic to read just before going to bed. I blame sleep dep for my lack of decent feedback.

[thirdonebetween]

fraaaaaaaaaank. mooooooooooose. ♥♥♥!

what are you talking about, this is totally decent feedback. it made me giggle!

[tabbyola]

I....oh god. It is far too late for me to try to give something resembling coherent feedback without abusing the capslock or quoting you at you excessively.

But, uh, basically, this. Freaking. Rocks.

Orgeon Trail ftw. RYAN HAS DIED OF CHOLERA. THE CUB THAT PETE WANTS TO NAME HEMMY. JON THE BEAR-KILLING, COFFEE-MAKING MANLY MAN OF AWESOME. JUST, LIKE, OMG. *FLAILS* *KEYBOARD MASHES*

you = win.

[thirdonebetween]

see, the irony here, the fic is called YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY, but no one dies of dysentery. but ryanross, he dies of cholera! irony at its finest.

thank you for reading!

[airgiodslv]

This was hysterical and I loved every second of it. Everything was brilliant; Jon catching a bear for Brendon, Ryan always getting sick/being bitten/breaking things, William trying to nudge them off the road for stealing Jon, FRANK IERO, Brendon has found wild fruit! ♥ Your ending was perfect, I was completely entertained the whole time and I laughed for about three minutes straight when poor Ryan died. Brendon's characterization is priceless and I love this story to bits.

[thirdonebetween]

JON WALKER IS A REAL BOY. someone has to take care of all our little panic!-boy ragamuffins. that person is jon walker. thanks for reading, I am glad you liked it!

[lexicon]

Oh god. What can I say that I didn't already ramble at you about in IM? OH WHATEVER I WILL REPEAT MYSELF TO REINFORCE YOUR UTTER AND COMPLETE BRILLIANCE.

Why Becky is Awesome, as pertaining to this fic:

1) They left Brent at Chimney Rock. HA. That's so early on it's not even funny.

2) Ryan Ross is an accident prone motherfucker. TRUE FACT. It must be a universal truth amongst Oregon Trail, because, like I've mentioned before, he's always getting hurt or dying when I play too.

3) Jon Mothertruckin' Walker. He can catch bears and keep Ryan from dying!

4) Spencer counting bullets, and finding Pete Wentz in a wagon! Also, this:

"As long as I show up at night and pet Patrick until he falls asleep and breathes like a little baby next to me all night, they don't really care where I go during the day."5) BRENDON IS UNCONSCIOUSLY PULLED TOWARDS SALT LAKE. HIS MORMONISM IS CALLING HIM. IT WANTS HIM TO COME BE A POLYGAMIST. I really really REALLY want Oregon Trail II now, dammit

[thirdonebetween]

okay so I lied about the brokeback!icon because I am too lazy to log into my regular username. whoops.

OH WELL ILY ♥

sbux au, oh my heart ♥