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[thirdonebetween]

YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY
or: panic! on the oregon trail
(complete with a cameo by frank iero, just for maddy)
pg-13; 2,839 words.

Comments

[adellyna]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Ok, ok, ok. Look, this comment should be, like, actually coherent and have words in it, but I've literally been saying "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" for the last ten minutes of reading it because OMG it's so fucking amazing. Seriously. I love love love love love this fic. LOVE.

Ok, alright. Um. Ok. Rational praise:
The style on this was fucking perfect. I love how you worked in actual Oregon Trail phrases without making them seem out of place. And your Brendon voice is awesome. Seriously awesome. And JON. OH GOD, JON. JON WALKER, MARRY ME RIGHT THIS SECOND, OK?

And I loved how Ryan kept getting injured but *FLAILS* Yeah, seriously. Ok. I'm going to get my shit together right now and quote the thing that made me make embarrassing noises HERE AT WORK WHERE I AM RIGHT NOW, WORKING.

Brendon has found wild fruit!

This is very exciting for two reasons: one, Brendon has not seen any fresh food lately that was not previously bleeding, and two, it is really tasty.

This fic is the fic of glee.

[thirdonebetween]

okay so this whole thing started when I was actually playing oregon trail and like every two days it was all, ryan has cholera! ryan has a broken leg! ryan has cholera! (ryan had cholera A LOT) and then basically this would happen every time I made brendon wagon leader. ahahahaha.

I JUST THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE THAT STORY WITH YOU.

thank you for reading, I am glad you enjoyed it! ♥

[adellyna]

Oh man. I have Oregon Trail at home. I now need to go home and do just this!! GENIUS.

[thirdonebetween]

it is truly a worthwhile way to spend time! I have probably spent about 1/4 of my summer playing that damn game. it is wonderful.

[pieces]

*just kinda dies*

have i mentioned lately that you are brilliant beyond brilliant? because you are.

XDDDDD ♥!

[thirdonebetween]

I do what I can ♥

[dsudis]

Ahahahaha THAT IS FANTASTIC. They left Brent at Chimney Rock! Jon catches bears! Pete and Frank appear at random! <3

[thirdonebetween]

hopefully brent found love and happiness at chimney rock, really! poor brent. and no story is complete without a cameo from frank iero, really.

thank you!

[girlintheband]

"Jon," says Spencer, "will you kill a bear for us?"

Oh jesus, and then he ACTUALLY BRINGS BACK A BEAR CUB dsajk;hsasdj

andandand:

"Hey, uh, Brendon, I finished your Oregon Trail game for you," he says. "You just left it up on the screen, so--"

"That's alright," Brendon says, waving a dismissive hand. "I abandoned that mission when Ryan died of cholera."

"Oh. Well, good," Jon says. "Because the rest of us drowned in the Columbia River."

hahahaha oh my god. I don't think I've laughed so hard in months. ♥

[thirdonebetween]

jon walker is MAGICAL, okay, magical and amazing.

thank you for readiiinnnnggg I am glad you enjoyed it!

[eleanor_lavish]

I laughed the ENTIRE WAY THROUGH THIS, omFG! Fucking BRILLIANT, and i love your Brendon voice so sososososo much! Jon Walker is a MASTER HUNTER! and FRAAAANK! Honestly, this is so fucking WONDERFUL. *is stupidly giggly*

[thirdonebetween]

hahaha, thank you so much! jon walker is a real boy. I certainly love him a lot.