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[thirdonebetween]

YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY
or: panic! on the oregon trail
(complete with a cameo by frank iero, just for maddy)
pg-13; 2,839 words.

Comments

[matchsticks_p]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh god, this takes me back, back to primary school, back to when this game was on a frickin' floppy disc and the little man during the hunting scenes was basically four pixels stacked on top of one another, omg. That man is Brent! The rabbits were always hardest to shoot. Oh, but for Jon Walker to actually go outside of the parameters of the game and catch a live bear? Clearly, he is awesome. XD

I'm sorry, oh my god, I am babbling deliriously. I am delirious with joy! You've somehow captured both the tone of the game AND the tone of the guys, at the same time. "Brendon has found wild fruit!" "158 bullets (Spencer insists on counting)" XD!!!!!!! You are too awesome for words. Fuck. ::wipes tears from eyes::
THANK YOU for writing this.

[thirdonebetween]

oh man, I remember back in like, the second grade, when we would have oregon trail day at school and it was totally the best day ever, and we would name the people after the kids in our class we didn't like and hope they'd die of cholera. GOOD TIMES.

THANK YOU for such a great comment! and sry I am so slow replying!

[iamjeannebopp]

It's late to the point of being early, so all I can come up with right now is.

I'm kinda sorta in love with you.

This was the best thing EVER. kthnxby!

[thirdonebetween]

oh, well, I'd say we could arrange a marriage, but I have commitment issues ;)

thank you very much! ♥

[scheme]

i have never laughed so much at a fic (in a good way). a++++++++

[thirdonebetween]

THANK YOU, I think I will print that grade out and show it to my professors. SEE, SOMEONE THINKS I DESERVE AN A+.

[fayemeadows]

"What the fuck kind of name is that?" Brendon asks. He kind of wants to name it Mister Growly, or something equally adorable and appropriate.

Oh, good god, I'm Brendon Urie! I LOVE MISTER GROWLY, THAT'S AWESOME!!

This was beyond hysterical. :D

[thirdonebetween]

brendon is so precious ♥ I adore him.

thank you!

[exsequar]

I swear I'm crying with laughter right now. This is pretty much the best thing I have ever read. Brendon is so priceless I don't have words, and Ryan the perpetually ill or injured, and finding Pete in an abandoned wagon, and Jon Walker is Awesome Personified, and Frank falling from the SKY (he is also Awesome, clearly), and Spencer's SHOES, and William being disgruntled and Sisky Business trying to be cross and oh god oh god I am DEAD. You win at life forever and ever, the end :D

[thirdonebetween]

love your icon. TEAM JWALK \o/ (I want a t-shirt that says that)

thank you for reading! I am glad you enjoyed!