It's 93°F in Toronto Today...

[thirdstreet]

And it's the first week of September...

But there's no such thing as global warning, it's just a wacky conspiracy dreamt up by commie-leftie nut-jobs.

Just thought I'd share that with you.

Comments

[cordwainer]

It was usually 105 F here in L.A. all last week, which clearly convinced me that this whole global warming thing is a hoax and delusion from that lunatic Al Gore.

Seriously though... I guess the heat that was here last week finally traveled across the continent to reach you'all.

What is 93 in Celsius anyway?

[cordwainer]

Yes you idiot, it was 93 degrees celsius... and we were all being baked alive and had to eat our limbs off so that we wouldn't die of the heat. Oh and don't forget that we had to watch the sweat on our skin boil till we lost all our body fluids.