Interesting.

[thirteencheetah]

The bedroom instructions and the cuffs are pretty sweet. I'd probably use the money to buy a pair of leather boots that come up to mid thigh... can't figure out what to do with the orange, though. I'm sure there must be a better use for it than simple consumption.

Comments

[edhyena]

You could give people the orange as a symbol of impeding doom, a la The Godfather. This gives repeated usage because you can retrieve The Orange after every "use"