[Fic: Dress Up (Eiji/Renji/Yukimura, R. AU - Brawl)]
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Eiji/Renji/Yukimura
er, R-ish?
Warnings for silliness. [inspired by OLD, original bnf_brawl characters. AU, then. But not Brawl canon. Just for fun.]
Notes: Um, I really don't know where this came from um, but okay. XD This is something I wrote in chat this morning after talking to yukimura [aka bouncy about how datapwns would react if he came over to Yuki's house when nekonyahoi & yukimura were dressing up. *___* This just came naturally, for some inexplicable reason. >.> So yea. This is NOT Brawl canon. XD Its great fun though. I might have to write more like this. ^__^ Another IM written ficlet and posted here for posterity. Also, not meant to be a "real" fic so... yes. It's really kinda crappy in regards to not sounding totally in-jokey and plebey. Also like I'm being just a total retard. So um. Yes. THIS ISN'T REAL "FIC". XD Embarrassing~
When Yukimura had called Renji to come over, Renji thought he could hea rmuffled laughter in the background. He passed it off as the television,though, because there was nothing noticable in Yukimura's voice to make him suspicious of anything.
However, he should have known better. Yukimura nearly always had something up his sleeve, and that muffled giggle sounded familiar.
When Renji opened the doorto Yukimura's room, two figures in Lolita gear, teetering on high-heeled shoes and facing one another, turned their black-rimmed eyes on him, matching smiles on their faces. Those smiles.
"Renjiko!" they said simultaneously, in a sing-song sort of voice. Renji just looked at each of them -- from his best friend wielding the eyeliner and flowers in his hair, to his...Eiji, with glitter and an overly amused smile on his face -- and turned right around. He closed the door behind him, heart beating in a very strange way, and started walking swiftly back to the front door.
He really should have known better.
He didn't make it very far, (he should have known that too) before he heard the galloping of two boys-in-dresses-and-clunky-shoes approaching quickly from behind him. Renji wanted to run -- he really did -- really-- but he also knew something about the persistance of both Yukimura and Eiji: when they wanted something, they would do what they had to do to get it.
Of course, that didn't mean Renji should not try. He flung open the door and darted to the side of the house, hoping -- ridiculously so -- to throw them off.
HA! thought Yukimura and Eiji. HA HA HA!Renji could hear them thinking. He hoped he was quick enough to find somewhere to hide and collect his thoughts as his brain had kind of ceased to function upon seeing...what he saw up in Yukimura's room.
Again, he should have known better.
He hadn't been in Yukimura's back yard (FENCED IN!!) when Yukimura exited the house from the back door, all smiles. Renji tried go back from the way he came, only to find Eiji standing, hands on his hips, there blocking his way.
Now he was in trouble.
Eiji advanced on him and Renji found he couldn't move. To be honest, he didn't think he wanted to. Eiji's smile was like a cat, all too pleased with itself, and Renji couldn't think much further than that before he found himself pushed up against the side of the fence by Eiji's deceptively slender hands. His face was so close, Renji could smell the mango gloss on his lips.
"Where were you going, Renji? You were going to leave so soon?" Renji could see tiny bits of glitter falling from Eiji's cheeks and reflected in his eyes. He resisted bringing his hand up to push the lock of hair from Eiji's face so he could see those eyes better.
Eiji was waiting for an answer, Renji could tell. -_- He would have to attempt to speak. Dammit. He knew Eiji was enjoying this and where the hell was Yukimura when he needed him?
"...lskdajroiasjldfkjsdfla" thought Renji, but it didn't come out that way when he opened his mouth. A small, choked, "Nowhere..."-sound came out instead. Eiji's smile widened and he said in a very soft whisper, "That's right, Renji. Nowhere," before pressing those sticky, glossy lips to Renji's.
Renji felt his knees go weak and weaker still when Eiji's tongue came into the equation. Atleast he could trust Eiji to hold him upright....for a while. He wasn't sure what would happen after "a while" had passed.
Then, suddenly, there was that all-too-familiar voice in his ear: "Oh you two!" he heard Yukimura grin, breath ghosting his neck as Eiji's hands fisted in his shirt. Renji brought his hands up to push Eiji back so he could breathe -- really. He did. -- but his hands obviously had other things planned. He found them grabbing Eiji by the hips, pulling the other boy tightly to himself.
Eiji made very pleased "Mmmmm" sound as he moved one hand up to the back of Renji's head, fingers in his hair, and the other moved down. Down. Down! What the hell was Eiji doing?! Renji tried to think, but Yukimura had just licked his ear. Oh GOD, Renji thought. "Oh God, indeed, Renjiiii," Eiji whispered back into his mouth.
Renji's head cracked back on the fence with a loud noise just as Eiji's hand slipped into his pants and he heard both of them giggle softly, one into his mouth and the other against his neck.
"aoiwejrlaksjlfkajsdlfadsf" thought Renji again. He managed to say,"Eiji... hand... outside... someone.... come..." before Eiji silenced him with a very enthusiastic tongue. What he'd meant to say was "Eiji. Your hand is in my pants. We are outside!!! Someone could come by and see us!!!" It didn't quite work out that way.
He could tell Eiji was grinning with glee as his hand wrapped around Renji's cock. Yukimura helped by undoing Renji's pants before pushing up Renji's shirt. "Thank you, Yuki-chan," Eiji said. Yukimura's tongue on Renji's nipple -- !!! -- was the reply. Eiji then answered what Renji had said.
"Oh, yes Renji. We are outside," he whispered in that voice, the one from deep in his throat that always did something to Renji when he spoke like that. "And someone will come. Soon. ^_^"
Eiji bit Renji's lower lip, pulling it a little roughly, which always forced Renji make a very cute noise that Eiji adored, before kissing it and continuing a trail of kisses down his jaw and neck and chest and.... suddenly they stopped for a moment. The mouth on his nipple had stopped as well. Renji looked down just in time to see the two disgustingly hot-in-dresses, overly-pleased-with-themselves "friends" of his, grin cheekily at one another before their mouths were joined in a lipgloss kiss. It was ridiculously hot, Renji thought, and, after watching for a bit, a strangled "guhhh" rang in the air above Eiji and Yukimura's heads.
Renji couldn't breathe well at all.
After they broke apart, they looked at each other and Yukimura placed a kiss on Eiji's nose before standing. Eiji continued his kisses as though he hadn't just snogged Renji's best friend right there near his chest. Yukimura was staring at Renji, just smiling, before saying, "Oh, I'm sorry, Renji. Did you want one too?" Renji wanted to say, "Yes ,please. I would love one too," but Yukimura was too quick for him. He realised this when Yukimura's tongue was suddenly in his mouth. It was odd tasting both lipglosses on Yukimura's lips, but Renji found he liked it more than just a bit.
He didn't know he was about to find out something else he liked morethan just a bit. He felt the kisses near his belly and fought another sound escaping when Eiji began tracing his now-exposed hipbones with his tongue. Renji found that somehow, in this distraction, Eiji had managed to push his pants around his knees. Eiji had always been naughty, Renji would maintain. He was glad he'd held back moan he was going to make because now there was another better reason to make a noise, that being Eiji's mouth which was now covering -- Oh GOD -- Renji's cock.
Now Renji really couldn't breathe. asERIOJAW#ORAIOJFSLDKJASOEIRJIOJSDLFKJA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!he thought, moaning into Yukimura's mouth. He knew this wouldn't last long at all with the way both Yukimura and Eiji were doing things with their sticky mouths to him. Yukimura's hands were light on his chest,trailing patterns that made Renji's skin tingle. And Eiji -- EIJI!-- was doing a very good job of turning Renji's legs and brain to jelly. As one hand gripped Renji's hip tightly to balance himself, the other had wrapped itself around the base of Renji's cock, moving steadily to match the movements of Eiji's mouth, tongue slipping in maddening patterns all the while. Renji knew he was close, especially when Yukimura started kissing his neck, sucking lightly.
Renji heard a thumping sound and wondered if someone was trying to climb up and look over the fence to watch, but it was just his head banging back against said fence. Renji threaded his hand into Eiji's hair -- he loved Eiji's hair -- wanting to touch Eiji as he did this to him, knowing how much he loved to touch Eiji and how much Eiji loved to be touched by him. "Nnnnnn... Eiji," he managed to say. He lifted his head to watch Eiji finish and he realised that Yukimura had done the same when his fingers brushed Yukimura's in Eiji's hair. They glanced briefly at each other, Renji's eyes glazed and his breath shallow, before turning to watch Eiji again. When Eiji pulled back slightly, made a twist with his hand, that swirl with his tongue, and looked straight into Renji's eyes, Renji lost it.
His knees gave out, but he didn't move. Yukimura and Eiji held him upright while he tried to breathe properly again. Slowly, he felt them all slide down tothe ground, limbs entangled as Eiji straddled him and Yukimura's legs wound around them somehow. Eiji rubbed his nose against Renji's before kissing Renji's mouth again and again and again.
Yukimura's head was resting on his shoulder, his hand on Renji's chest, as Renji's breathing slowed. Renji found each of their hands and threaded hisfingers through them both, squeezing tightly. He would really have to thank them both somehow and thoughts entered his mind on just what hewas going to do to Eiji later and then how to keep skirting on that blurry line with Yukimura. He was sure he could think of something.
As they all lay there, in a tangled, sticky, glittery, scratchy-materialed heap, Renji was pleased. He knew there was a reason he preteneded not to hear Eiji's voice whisper-giggling "You think he suspects anything?!" as he hung up the phone before heading to Yukimura's house.