i think the most important first in a relationship is the first fart.
it shows that youve really gotten somewhere.

spending money before i get it.
if i dont hear about this job monday, i will assume that i did not get it
and off to the bank

credit
car
boyfriend

death is easier than living.

off to get a haircut and see about getting a job

remember a week ago when everyone liked pantera.
and two weeks ago when Ol' Dirty Bastard was awesome.

when i drive by farm animals, i roll down my window and yell at them.
i call them cows, or goats, or horses.

the other day, i yelled goats at some goats, and they all started running in circles.

my livejournal keeps trying to sell me things, and teach me words.

Pros of my Job

i do nothing/ i do what i want when i want
i leave/come/go when i please.

Cons

i get paid pennies
i hate everyone
i have peaked, and cannot grow.

work is no longer anything.
reading the classifieds
i should read the classifieds at work.
-and than give a two weeks notice.

cause in two weeks your gonna notice i left.

Momo came out of her first treatment last night.
she's sore from the needle, and has to take steroids.
she's also got a tough shave spot.

now i have to keep her calm for one month, thank god andrea's around.
it's like a 6 person job.

nobody but talia can come over my house for 2 months, because talia is the only one she likes.