Dennis Franz plays Detective Andy Sipowicz on the heart-pounding drama NYPD Blue

[this_is_anfield]

Dennis Franz doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no such thing as global warming. Dennis Franz was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Dennis Franz counted to infinity - twice.

Dennis Franz does not sleep. He waits.

The chief export of Dennis Franz is Pain.

NOW THAT'S COMEDY, MOTHERFUCKS!

Comments

[deansfurniture5]

Dude, that's just not funny.

Chuck Norris is going to kill you.

[swortzy]

that is great stuff

[beingreallydim]

I thought there was more depth there then just taking Chuck Norris jokes and switching out the names, but I was mistaken.