why is it that one day there are a million lighters floating around the house and the next day you can't find a single one?

Your Linguistic Profile:

30% General American English
30% Yankee
20% Dixie
15% Upper Midwestern
5% Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

1. What time did you get up this morning ( Read more... )

INFP - the Healer
You scored 45% I to E, 36% N to S, 4% F to T, and 78% J to P!

You are more introverted than extroverted. You are more intuitive than observant, you are more feeling based than thinking based, and you prefer to go with the flow rather than having a plan. Your type can best be summarized by the word "Healer", which belongs to ( Read more... )

i'm avoiding doing shit like you wouldn't believe... i am so fucking bad. i managed to clean my bathroom and put up the new shower curtain, so kudos to me on that. i also went and got my haircut, because frankly, i couldn't stand the thought of meeting alicia's family and friends who i haven't met yet with shaggy hair. speaking of hair, i was ( Read more... )

You Know You're Addicted to LiveJournal When...

If you can't access the site, you have a minor freak out - and a major case of hitting reload ( Read more... )

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Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 102 proof, with specific scores in beer (60) , wine (83), and liquor (69).

Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and ( Read more... )

dear jay ( Read more... )