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auror_moody in this_is_now

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Jun 22, 2005 14:42

ALL RIGHT THEN, SETTLE DOWN EVERYBODY.

Look then, they're all orange again. Whoever's out in the courtyard screaming, SHUT YOUR GOB. Last thing we need is some kind of mass hysteria.

I advise not looking out the windows at the bloody mess left on the eastern shore of the lake.

Boot, get me a bucket.

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synchronously June 22 2005, 19:48:12 UTC

Nobody's screaming, Alastor. But there are some murmurs of concern, you might say.

Bloody mess? Do I really want to know?

auror_moody June 22 2005, 19:49:27 UTC

I distinctly heard a scream. Though, suppose it could have belonged to him. Or her. Hard to tell what it was now. Probably a him.

synchronously June 22 2005, 19:50:03 UTC

Him?

You don't mean....

auror_moody June 22 2005, 19:51:24 UTC

Mmhmm. The bloody mess.

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the_boy_who June 22 2005, 20:47:20 UTC

What's happened professor?

auror_moody June 22 2005, 20:56:02 UTC

Had an intruder on the grounds. Think it might've been Evan Rosier the fourth. Possibly the fifth. Hard to say, now.

the_boy_who June 22 2005, 21:04:20 UTC

Did he get away? Me and Ron can run the perimeter if you want.

auror_moody June 22 2005, 21:12:08 UTC

Get away? HAHA.

What do you think the bloody mess on the eastern shore is? Hooch was half-way into him when she decided she was full and spat the rest out.

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grumpyoldsquib June 22 2005, 21:03:46 UTC

I have a bucket. Its is the castle's official bloody mess bucket.

auror_moody June 22 2005, 21:07:49 UTC

SUPERB.

bootme June 22 2005, 21:32:12 UTC

How big a bucket?

grumpyoldsquib June 22 2005, 21:35:05 UTC

It's the official bloody mess bucket. Why can't no one call it right. Anyway, it's in the storage closet down the hall from my office.

Can't miss it. It's rather maroon.

Someone ought to make that too-good Potter carry it, though.

bootme June 22 2005, 21:42:27 UTC

Fine, the Official Bloody Mess Bucket. The maroon one. Right. In the storage closet. I even gave it Capital Letters.

And I doubt it's going to end up being him with the bucket, sponge or spell, so it's not even worth considering, I think.

fletchfinchley June 22 2005, 21:37:47 UTC

How much longer is Terry going to be your bucket-fetching lackey?

auror_moody June 22 2005, 21:43:23 UTC

Do you want to bring down the official bloody mess bucket? Looks as if old Filch is looking for a volunteer.

fletchfinchley June 22 2005, 21:45:24 UTC

No, I want to get the Hell away from this place and take him with me but he can't go because see above re: fetching buckets.

auror_moody June 22 2005, 21:48:41 UTC

And I'm supposed to give a flyin crap about what you want?

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