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[pure_nobility]

I would like to know why it is that a GIANT, OAFISH GIANT just trundled through the forest at top speed, setting the ground to ferocious shaking for nearly five minutes

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[the_boy_who]

Forest? I thought you were on a beach, Malfoy.

[pure_nobility]

SO? I am on a beach, and there is a forest on the beach. OBVIOUSLY.

[the_boy_who]

Look, everyone knows you're camping out on the grounds, Daddy-dodging. I saw you on a map days ago. And then your Dad tried to sneak in and get you last night but Moody chased him off.

[pure_nobility]

What map? And my family affairs are none of your concern, thanks.

[forever_cannons]

You are the most spoiled, useless person on the face of the earth, you know that? There's bad shite going on and you're worried about your stupid shish-kebabs? GOD.

[pure_nobility]

SHISH-KEBABS ARE DELICIOUS.

What "bad shite"? I saw that there's some talk about the wireless, but I'm afraid I haven't turned it on today. Rolly plays cello, you see.

[forever_cannons]

Are you really this stupid or are you just good at pretending? Your dad's 'boss' is on the WWN telling everyone he's the new leader of the wizarding world, that's what!

[pure_nobility]

Oh, really?

[the_smart_one]

Just when I think you cannot get any more selfish, you prove me wrong. Congratulations.

[pure_nobility]

Proving you wrong is always a pleasure.

[the_smart_one]

Are you going to sit out there in your tent and be a git or are you going to come up here, Malfoy?

You're either in or you're out. Make a decision.

[pure_nobility]

I'm nowhere. Save your ultimatums for people who actually bend to that sort of thing.

[thedogfather]

Malfoy.

[pure_nobility]

What?

[thedogfather]

Try not to end up like your father. All right?

[pure_nobility]

Which

According to Potter, no one at the castle likes me. But look, concern all 'round.

[luna_see]

i wonder,
sockman,
if your stomach is rumbling from hunger
or if you and your tent
are both shaken

[pure_nobility]

Stop it.