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[this_is_vienna]

My baby sister is pressing charges against Jake the Cavetroll. And she's probably going to kick me for calling her 'my baby sister' but sometimes one must do what one must do. And I'm very proud of her for doing just that as well

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[a_battered_rose]

I do get away with calling you a girl's name. I suppose I can let the 'baby sister' thing go!

And yes. No losing belly, you freak.

Thank you, Vicky. And have a good time drinking!

[this_is_vienna]

Vicky is not a girl's name in the instance of me! Darnit.

You're the one who can put her legs behind her head. Though, were I not your brother, I don't think I'd find that as freakish as I do.

Always. The Smuggler's Arms never fails to deliver a unique experience.

[a_battered_rose]

I would pinch you cheeks right now! Do it for me!

Hell no, you wouldn't! I can also bend over backwards. And wrap my legs around a pole, but that's a different matter entirely.

I really, really believe that!

[this_is_vienna]

I am not pinching my own cheeks. That's weird.

It is indeed a different matter. You know a couple of the editors at the Times used to try to get me to go to Blue Monday. I always refused and wouldn't tell them way (To avoid having them pin pictures of you up in their cubicles to annoy me...ah, men) and I think the decided I was gay... All because I wouldn't go to their strip club...

[chase_dragons]

Fuck yes. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, Cavetroll!

"10 Rules Losing Belly Fast"? Maybe they mean the 10 Commandments are losing their weight with an increasingly secularised humanity? Wow, I've been having too many epistemological conversations...

Enjoy the Arms, Victor!

[this_is_vienna]

I may be feeling euphoria along similar lines there.

Hah! I like that. Brilliant.

Always!

[in_spectre_mors]

That is excellent news, Victor! I'm well pleased to hear it. Hopefully we'll soon see that bastard get exactly what he deserves.

I can relate to you in the desire to not lose any more belly. The amount of people trying to fatten me up is quite astounding. Not that I'm complaining! I do get the loveliest meals out of it.

[this_is_vienna]

I hope so too. She did it so she can get a restraining order, which will be good. No need for him to be near her ever ever again.

That happens to me too, though the meals don't generally come in kosher, as seen in my previous post. Which is the only reason I would complain! Food good.

[in_spectre_mors]

Absolutely. A restraining order would be brilliant.

Ah yes, I see! It's too bad there isn't more awareness of that. It's rare that I see restaurants with kosher selections, unless they're specifically kosher restaurants.

[this_is_vienna]

And maybe a hired guard and 7 pit bulls and a barbed wire fence and a black belt. Sure it may sound extreme, but it's nothing compared to the protectiveness I'm feeling at the moment.

I just have to be careful. And ask annoying questions like "what's in this?" To which I usually get the answer, "I dunno..."

[notjustanyname]

Yay! He won't be able to hurt anyone after that!

I think you look great the way you are :D Naked!

[this_is_vienna]

I should certainly hope not!

You think I look great naked? Well, well!

[notjustanyname]

Hells yeah! You're a hotty!

[this_is_vienna]

Why thank you, Rosie! I think you are quite the hottie, yourself.

I hear you're taking Autumn shopping? She's very excited. You'll lose her if you don't hold on to her belt loops or something.