things i probably won't eat soon

[this_isnt_maybe]

in ascending order by confidence:

5. calamari
4. bacon
3. strawberry cream cheese
2. banzai burger
1. oreo pizza

Comments

[midnight_hotdog]

i tried so hard to get my roommate to buy an oreo pizza but to no avail

[this_isnt_maybe]

sounds like you dodged a bullet then. i mean, violent, initial reactions aside, think of how much a single oreo burns your throat...

[midnight_hotdog]

Wait, I can understand the Oreo Pizza, but bacon? Have you been watching the end of Pulp Fiction lately?

[midnight_hotdog]

-Matt