eulogy is amazing.

fuck my life.

anxiety attacks rule... not

but i do love getting paid to clip my toenails and take shits.

and stupid prank calls arent funny.

and i hate feeling guilty about my mom.

i need a beer...

fucking steal money from me you fucker. you better i hope i dont run into you any time soon cause you'll have a hospital bill a lot more expensive then 100 dollars.

hi, the whole world should know that mollie cook is my hero and i love her more than anything in the world!!!

kill me damn it.

i need to go grocery shopping.

everybodys losin' it

i should be in the guiness book of world records under worst luck EVER.

anyone want to buy a mini fridge? 4.2 cubic ft. blady blady bla comment.