last night was my friends graduation party.
fucking undercover cop brah showed up.
and i fucking noticed it.
yet i wasn't all there.
how fucking crazy.

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i got kidnapped last night.

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oh mahh gawdddd!!!111
hahaha.
i miss you erin.

i wish josh was here right now.
i wish my best friends were too.

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burning on water: my girlfriend just signed on

HAHAHAHAHA.
and no, you wouldn't get it.

i like when josh calls me at 12am.
and i like even more when marianne&ashton call me at 12:45am.
♥

( running in circles. )

freakiest day of my life.
i have officially just become more religious.
my life is changing.

my mom tells me i have two colors.
albino and lobster.
i went to venice beach yesterday.
my back is now officially a lobster.
see also purple.
see also swollen.
see also HOT.
im dying.

pictures later.

( p.s. shutup. )

my last few days have been amazing.
marianne+ashton+chris+ryan= AMAZING.
"your mothers chest hair."
"looove metal. 666. razorblade. i look like steve o."
"and then i execute someone and just keep going with my gun."
"and im going with my fist. hoody dody do."
MS. BUTTERFACE!
"SEX!"
hahahahahaha.
can't go on.
i love you guys.

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