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my yahoo inbox had an advertisement that read thus:

"Do You Love Animals? THEN HELP STOP THE CULTURE OF BEAR DANCING!"

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i have, eh, what choo say in inglish? hit zee jackbot. i vound zee keed havveeng zee zex with deh boyeez on ze zootubes!

sorry; last time i do the campus group funnies. for cereal, i swear.

peanut butter (super chunky) and nutella betwixt rye. wholly yes ( Read more... )

famous people whose names sound like swear words ( Read more... )

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sorry, guess i should've made "like" a proper verb ( Read more... )

scheib.

joanna newsome sounds frickin' glorious.

as opposed to her music, where she sounds terrifying.

she is also hot.

spanks narduar!

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