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you know, i spent about five hours letting the human centipede load. then my mom came home and got fitshaced. then, after my sister left to go god knows where, i had to carry my mom back to her room ( Read more... )

the human centipede is presently 35% buffered.

i just thought of an alternate joke.

what just came in the male?

oh, shit.

the ceremony wasn't much to speak of.

but the reception was excellent.

a lion wouldn't cheat on his wife.

but a tiger wood.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra.


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i did. i ran out of tissues ( Read more... )

eh, so i had some finals today. psyche was a typical breeze, a nice ten minute multiple choice-er ( Read more... )

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some filthy fifty year old man just drove from friggin trenton to come buy a box of legos from me. for twenty dollars. when he got here, he looked through them and seemed confused. "are these the right legos?" he asks me. fuck're you talking about, man? what other kind of legos are there? begrudgingly he handed me two crumpled ten dollar bills and ( Read more... )

i just watched kick ass ( Read more... )