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[thisguyright]

You've reached Fred. If you've got something to say, say it. Or just text me like a reasonable person. It's 20-freaking-whenever. Teeeeext.

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[imafuturist]

[from here]

"Wow, whoever this was meant for has no tact. Seriously, 'rack'? In what world does that manage to work as part of a pick up line?"

In the world of teenage booty calls, Tony.

"Glad you know that you can really do better than that."