Glitch Five

[thisis_not_good]

It's getting more and more obvious every second that I don't know the terms you Users, uh, use. Very well. It makes processing what's going on this 8-bit ship harder than it already is. I mean, it's bad enough I'm the only spam sprite on board without the added language filter on. And I can't expect you all to upload my terms when I'm the only guy

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[smite_knight]

Guardian?

I suppose I could help. There is not much else for me to do on this ship anyway.

[thisis_not_good]

Good. I'm practically going viral trying to process some of you Users out!

agghh...

[smite_knight]

Hmm. How can I help you?

[thisis_not_good]

I dunno. Just...I know some thing I say sound random to you guys. I can't exactly predict which of my terms you can't compute, y'know? That's more your department.

Guess who's feeling worse

[psychoticracer]

.............

[cough cough]

What?

GUESS who forgot her own jargon again >_<

[thisis_not_good]

I need help? Is it that hard to process or--

You don't sound good.

[Doesn't either, as occasionally he's speaking through his teeth.]

LOL I saw nothing

[psychoticracer]

Yeah. You don't make any fucking --

[More coughing.]

Any... fucking Mardamned sense.

[thisis_not_good]

Uhh, yeah. I know. That's why I'm asking for help? If I'd already uploaded how to talk like you Users, why would I have wasted nanos on this entry?

I'm not that basic.

[text]

[canttrustliars]

Your terms are easy enough to understand.

Give me specific words if you want anything useful.

[text]

[thisis_not_good]

I'm gonna copy-paste what I told Jared. I think it'd help me the most if you told me what I'm saying that doesn't match up with your terms of use.

[text]

[canttrustliars]

Copy-paste is a good start. We say 'repeat'.

Re: [text]

[thisis_not_good]

'Repeat'. I'll try to 'remember' that.

[electronichound]

Sure, what do you need? I'm familiar with all your terms.

[thisis_not_good]

Really? That's a shock to the system.

Anyway, I think it'll help me upload these terms better if you start by telling me what I say that doesn't match up with the User terms.

[electronichound]

Very well.

User is a term I'm not familiar with. We use it to mean someone who... well, uses something. Often computational.

Upload would probably translate to 'remember'.

[thisis_not_good]

Users are...people like you. Who don't come from the Net--where I'm from. Hajime says that I'm from a 'computer', so unless you're from one of those, you're a User. Does that compute?

And does basic translate into something close to the word...'re-tar-ded'?

[deinxxrazer]

...It's difficult to help you make sense when you make no sense even in the request, you know.

[thisis_not_good]

Well excuse me.