Me and Norah Jones will be buried at the same place. When she dies she wants her ashes scattered over Big Bend National Park.

It feels like my heart is rubbing on my rib cage. But that happens to everyone, right?

Austin City Limits Festival lineup

Bob Dylan & His Band
Bjork
The White Stripes
The Killers
Wilco
Arcade Fire
Muse
My Morning Jacket
Bloc Party
Arctic Monkeys
Damien Rice
Robert Earl Keen
Lucinda Williams
Spoon
Kaiser Chiefs
Ben Kweller
and another 100 bands

I blocked a frisbee pass with my face last night. I am going to have a nice black eye.

Old 97's this weekend.

I am going to my tornado shelter. Wish me luck.

I am becoming a fatty. Last night I fell asleep with cookies in my bed.

One good thing about Valentine Day, I can wonder around Victoria Secret without getting the usual strange looks.

Is it bad if every time I sneeze the top of my ribcage jams into my heart?

Anyone want a two-disc Jeff Tweedy concert from '05?

Can someone bring me some lunch?